“Peter, 17. I stayed for a second year a couple of times, but that’s not because I’m dumb or anything, I’ve just had some troubles with the law and had to skip the school for long periods of time… anyway, I’ve learned my lesson and not going to cause any more trouble, I promise! I sublimate my aggression into sports now. And that’s why I chose this school. There are no other schools around having outstanding performance in sports, and Rubicon High School is known for having its graduates take part in Paralympics every so often. So I’m thinking of having my legs amputated and joining Rubicon’s wheelchair basketball team.”