"Hey there cutie, I'm Jenny and I just turned 13. My mom says I'm too smart and pretty for my own good which is true because I'm always getting myself into trouble, especially with boys but sometimes with girls too. I just can't help myself and like my mom says I'm way too smart so I'm always finding new ways to sneak out after dark or to talk cute guys into skipping class so they can feel me up in the janitor's closet."

"I'm really excited to start at Rubicon and it's not simply because I've added a lot of new names to my kissing list. See I like being pretty but to keep myself from starting trouble I'm going to learn how to push these cool hooks up my nose which I can then yank out hard to give myself a full frontal lobotomy. Once I'm mentally disabled it'll be the boys who are the ones taking advantage of me whenever they want to get into my pants."