LIGHTHEARTED DEBATE PART 1 (MASS EFFECT, LOLI, SNUFF)

It had been a while since the crew of the Normandy had properly unwound. Sure, their time on the ship consisted almost entirely of rambunctious sex rather than any actual work, but even then, it was nice to get off the ship and engage in some slightly less rambunctious sex every once and a while. And what better place to wind down than Shepards citadel apartment, now her permanent land based residence after the conclusion of the reaper war.

The crew had the option to go there separate ways of course, but very few of them did. In recognition of their efforts, they were granted the use of the Normandy as a personal vessel. With the ship still in their possession they found it much more natural to stay onboard and take on the occasional mission instead of trying to reintegrate to normal civilian life. But most of all they stayed for each other's company, the years of combat forging an almost unbreakable bond of sex and freindship. As the Normandies crew sprawled out across the various rooms of the apartment, openly masturbating to depraved pornography or engaging in what was almost literally backbreaking sex, they felt truly at home.

One such group that was openly masturbating to depraved pornography was the trio of Shepard, Tali, and Liara. The three of them laid nude on the couches, masturbating as they watched a video of a human girl, no older than ten years old giving an adult a blowjob on the living room's big screen television. Each of them was undwinding in their own special way, Liara slowly and sensually fingering herself, shepard rubbing her clit and labia, and Tali rapidly plunging her fingers deep into her cunt. They found that the man in the video getting his dick sucked was talking too much, so they were watching on mute. Thus, most of the sound in the room came from their fingers rhythmically schlicking against their wet pussies, as well as their pleasurable squeaks, grunts and moans.

They spiced up their friendly masturbation session by providing commentary and engaging in lighthearted debate. As she watched the juvenile human girl gag and struggle to deepthroat the mans cock, Liara felt the opportunity to stir up one of these debates.

“And that’s why asari kids give the best bestblowjobs. I’m telling you, have you ever seen an asari gag before? You could shove a cock in my mouth and I’d suffocate before I gagged.” It was a comment Liara knew would cause controversy, and that was why she said it. There was no way either Shepard would roll over and let asari children be labeled as the “best” when it came to sex. Tali was more the type to go with the flow and avoid confrontation, but there was certainly a chance she would object to the statement. Whatever the case, Liara hoped that the two other women would be happy to engage in some friendly competition to defend the sexual merits of their species children.

“You did suffocate on cock before, Remember? I had to perform CPR to get your heart started again. Clearly that gave you brain damage because only an idiot would think that humans don’t have the sexiest kids out of any species. ” Like clockwork, the saviour of humanity was once again there to uphold the values of her race. “Besides, how can you squid-heads call a 30 year old a child? By that age lots of us already have kids of our own!”

Liara laughed boisterously and pulled her fingers from her pussy, wiping the slime off her slender digits using the fabric of the already heavily cum-stained couch.

“Living longer just gives you more time to ogle us. It’s not our fault that the rest of you die off so quickly. Don’t lie to yourself Shepard, I know you love grinding your fat ass on our kids little blue faces.”

Shepard stopped rubbing her clit and directed all of her attention towards the antagonizing asari, sensing that their casual discussion had turned into a debate. If she was going to win this argument, she was going to need a level of focus that couldn’t be reached while having an orgasm. When she won this debate, she would be sure to bury her cunt into Liara’s face and show her exactly why humans were superior.

“And I know that you love burying your face into the crotches of our kids, Liara.”

“Yeah, but that’s only because the crotch is the only area of your kids that’s beautiful. Every inch of an asari is perfect, and that applies to our young too. Each of our kids' bodies look like they were sculpted by the goddess herself.”

“But every kid being almost perfect diminishes it, wouldn’t you agree? Humanity’s diversity is our strength, it doesn’t matter if you like em fit, skinny, or fat, there’s always your perfect body out there, it’s just up to you to find it.”

“let's say you find your ‘perfect body’. You have no idea if they’ll be up to the task of pleasing you. There’s a reason the Asari are known as the sluts of the galaxy. It’s almost like we were built to be sex toys, you can take our lack of gag reflex as proof of that.”

“But if I wanted a sex toy I would buy one. On the other hand, If I wanted a set of tight holes and an eager attitude I would look for a human.”

To say their mood had soured would be inaccurate, but their focus had certainly shifted from mutual masturbation to one-upmanship. Their back and forth ribbing continued on for several more minutes, and with the question of which species had the sexiest children no closer to being answered the pair decided that they needed an outsider's opinion. Their debate quieted, the only sound in the room was the wet schlicking sound which came from Tali repeatedly plunging two of her long, alien fingers knuckle deep into her cunt. Simultaneously, they looked at Tali, who had been trying her best to drown out their conversation and focus on the child pornography they were meant to be watching together. She continued to rub at her cunt, hoping that by pretending not to see them they would lose interest. Of course, she was not that lucky. Sighing, the masked but otherwise naked quarian spoke up.

“What is it that you two want from me? I was having a really relaxing time before you started squabbling”

“Which are sexier? Asari kids, with our perfect skin, nubile curves and well developed sexual proficiency?”

"Or Human kids, with our variations in body types, tight holes, and eager attitudes?” And Shepard finished.

Tali sat up and used her omni tool to pause the now forgotten video. the frozen screen showing the young girl opening her mouth at the camera, giving the viewer a good look at the cum which filled it. With her back straight, the quarian delivered her verdict, hoping to conclusively settle their friendly debate once and for all.

“Neither. Quarian kids are the hottest.” She said with a wave of her hand, not bothering to elaborate further.

Shepard and Liara facepalmed, something which put Tali on the backfoot. Maybe her answer wasn’t quite the slam dunk she thought it was. Scrambling, her confident facade fell to the wayside as she quickly thought up reasons for why quarian children were objectively sexier than Human or Asari kids.

“Well, uhhh. We have ass for days!” Tali rolled onto her side, showing her big purple butt to her friends, and giving it a little wiggle for good measure. To drive her point home, she spread her cheeks apart and circled a finger around the rim of her anus, giving Shepard and Liara a clear view of her sloppy, overly fucked asshole. “Our boobs might not grow for a while but our butts are huge as soon as we’re born”. Shepard smiled, reminiscing about the time she had used a strap on to assfuck a Quarian toddler with a surprisingly thick rump. Still, it would take more than that to convince them that Quarians were better than their own species. Seeing that her first point had been at least slightly convincing, Tali regained some of her confidence.

“Plus, we grow, but our suits obviously don’t. A stretched out suit shows off every nook and cranny of our bodies. I mean hell, if you spread a quarian girl's cheeks you can see the imprint of her asshole on the suit. It’s like wearing really restrictive latex bondage. Think about that, sexy kids wearing fetish gear are literally baked into our culture! Tell me that isn’t hot.”

Shepard and Liara let out a low hum as they considered her argument. Tali had made some good points, Good enough that they couldn’t just dismiss her out of hand. Neither of them were ready yet to concede that another species was superior, but they at least had to show that their rejection was not purely due to racism. Shepard took to the floor first.

“I have to admit that I like the fact that your kids come gift wrapped, but it’s kind of annoying to tear all that stuff off of you. Unwrapping presents on christmas is fun, but it’s less fun when the unwrapping takes up more time than playing with the toy inside.”

The reference to one of the many different holiday’s belonging to one of the many different human religions was all but lost on Tali. But she understood the sentiment behind it well enough, and knew just the counter argument that would appeal to a freak like Shepard.

“Yeah, but the unwrapping almost always kills us! There aren’t many Quarians left either, so fucking a Quarian kid is like hunting an endangered species…” Tali was being truthful here. She was only able to survive while completely unsuited due to an abnormally intact immune system and a slow burn exposure to filth and cum over many years, slowly building up her immunity to the point where she can stave off most illnesses worry free.


“Yeah, but you die of ‘infection’ Which is the second most boring way to die after ‘spontaneous heart attack’. Plus, that acts as a time limit more than anything else.” It was Liara’s turn to speak, and she was less compelled by the Quarians arguments than her human counterpart. “Still, I think this raises a good point. We can’t just decide which kids are hottest based on just the three of us. We’re going to need a larger sample size.”

Tali was disappointed that her species wasn’t immediately crowned the winner, but she concurred with the scientist in thinking that they needed more people to weigh in. Shepard did too, but she wanted to broaden the scope of things a little.

“If we’re doing that, let's ask about which species has the sexiest children period, and not limit it to a couple of choices. Plus, we got the Shadow Broker's porn stash to help people make their case and give examples. I’d be surprised if there was a species that didn’t show up there”

Shepard referencing her massive porn collection caused Liara to blush. by her reckoning she had accumulated basically every porn recording ever posted to the extranet, and her automated trawlers were picking up thousands of new videos every minute and neatly filing them into dozens upon dozens of categories, ranging from softcore erotic dancing to full on child snuff. It took a server the size of a moon to maintain, but Liara felt that the countless hours of entertainment her archive had provided the crew had made it all worth it.

“Alright then, who should we ask first?” Liara pondered, completely onboard with the new direction their debate had taken.

“And lets keep it casual, yeah? I’m not in the mood to hear a competition about which species can yell the loudest.” Tali quickly added, with Liara and Shepard nodding their heads in agreement. This was their vacation after all. Light Hearted debate was fun, but a full blown argument is exhausting (Even if it does lead to some fun hate-sex afterwards).