"Look, Minny, you and I both know there's only one scholarship, and two of us trying to get it..."
"Uh huh."
"And if I'm honest, if we compete fairly, you'll win. You're better than I am."
"Mhm, and?"
"I really, REALLY need that scholarship though."
"Mm. I'm not giving up though."
"Well, I didn't come here to ask you to give up, exactly..."
"Oh? Then what?"
"Um. May I hang you?"
"Huh... Hm. Oh really? That's a bold offer. Do you have a rope?"
"Yeah, look. Nice and sturdy. And how's that tree next to the fence look to you?"
"Ooh, in view of all of the street, I see, I see. I'm assuming you're asking to hang me nude?"
"Of course. Say, I have a knife right here, too..."
"Damn. Guess that's one way to get a scholarship, you win!"