"Okay, girls. Show the class why they shouldn't play with knives."

Three nine year olds stood naked in front of their peers with knives in hands.

The first one plunged the knife in her belly and dragged it sideways, then collapsed on the ground.

The second one stuck a knife in her eye, then pushed deeper until it reached her brain.

The third one pushed her fingers inside her pussy as she cut her throat. She fell into the pool of blood before she could reach orgasm.

"Okay class, I need three more girls to demonstrate the danger of guns..."