"Why is there a guillotine out here?"

"It's April first, the real question should be will it work or will it just be a prank."

"Shall I find out for you?" as she removes her clothes.

As she puts her head in she wiggles her butt at me, then notes "no lever?"

"Also no unlock."

"You sound so disappointed, and wet."

Turns out that the device has a gyrometer; so that the blade drops when the oscillations stop.

"Lets get you cooked up so I can have a foolish meal on April fools day."