The young noblewoman wore her finest clothes and held her head high. She wanted to leave the world with dignity but couldn't control her bladder when she was led up the gallows. Her face remained elegantly sedate as the wet platform beneath her feet gave way. Her neck didn't break so she had time to feel her bowels involuntarily emptying as the world slowly went black. Then she saw the light of morning and remembered she was a commoner in the 21st century. She was so happy to be alive she danced around the house in her lumpy dripping pyjamas.