Three stories inspired by meatlover's "HR Death Squad" pics on Pixiv (see, for example: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88463575)

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Designation Retracted

“Are you sure you want to retract your meatgirl designation, Kimberly?” the HR rep said skeptically.

“Yeah, after seeing Janet roast. Scary!”

“It’s just that you don’t have any other useful skills.”

“Hey!”

“You take long breaks, you steal office supplies, you frankly aren’t great at sucking dick. . .”

“Why are you being so mean?!” Kimberly protested.

“We’ll just have to make use of you while the designation is still in effect,” the rep said, lifting a suppressed pistol.

Kimberly’s eyes widened. She had time for one startled “Eep!” before her brains were splattered across the wall.

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Un-Fair

“This is so not fair!” Michelle protested. “Those bitches in accounting hate me, why’d they get to vote?”

“Teach you to stop fucking our boyfriends!” someone shouted from the crowd.

“Stop making a scene,” the HR girl growled, tightening Michelle’s bonds. “Vote was fair, this is what they picked, so enjoy it and we’ll all have fun.”

“Easy for you to say!”

The chainsaw beneath Michelle roared to life, pointing straight up at her womanhood.

“I’d do it all again if-YEEEAAAARRRGGHH!”

Michelle’s defiance was cut off by the HR girl dropping her on the saw for her last fuck.

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Time’s Up

“I won’t say it hasn’t been fun, but I’m, like, so excited my meat contract’s over tomorrow.”

“I bet it makes sex great.”

“You have no idea!” Carla said. “Having a hot dude fucking you is even better whe-AGHK!”

Carla’s slutty confession was cut off by a garotte. Her knees banged the table as she kicked and clawed, but the black-clad HR girl behind her held tight as Carla’s face distorted and purpled.

“Always hated this cunt,” she said blandly, twisting harder. “Today’s my last chance and I couldn’t resist snuffing her dumb ass. Should’ve called in sick.”