“I love you. Go out with me”.
“Do you really mean it? How much do you love me?”
“I would marry you and raise our children”.
“Duh, that’s a given. But would you, say, die for me?”
“Yes”.
“No hesitation. That’s promising. Next question: will you kill for me?”
“I will”.
“It’s not a theoretical question. There’s a person I want you to kill”.
“I’m listening”.
“Will you do that no matter who they are?”
“I promise”.
“What if I ask you to be extra cruel?”
“I will make them regret they were born”.
“Perfect”.
“So who are they?”
“Me”.