In honor of the new One Piece series coming up on Netflix, specifically Emily Rudd, who is playing Nami and on whom I have a massive crush, I would love a story in which Nami and Robin are taken by a crew of all female pirates and stripped nude to be hanged together from painful, thin nooses. They struggle for an excruciating period of time, being the defiant heroes they are, hoping for a rescue which never comes, even as their last spasms are fading away.

Also, thanks again for those stories of those girls, Misha and Alexa from years ago. (Yeah, that was me)