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"I'm not sure. Dillon never said I'd have to wear such a tiny bikini. Won't guys be staring at my tits?"

"That's the point honey! We need to grab people's attention or they'll forget everything. If you don't want to do the safety video I can always ask Alice to take your place."

"No, no that's ok. So I just read what's on the cards and follow the instructions?"

"Exactly. Alright places everyone… action!"

Cindy, a buxom young actress, lifted a pistol and balanced it gingerly on her fingertips. As the camera zoomed in a man began reciting its components while she modeled the weapon and her barely contained breasts provided the backdrop.

After that introduction Cindy started asking questions, affecting the persona of an air-headed beach babe learning about gun safety for the first time. Giggling she casually remarked on what a dummy she was each time the man had to explain how to load ammunition or flip the safety switch. Finally the camera pulled out and Cindy smiled brightly for the outro.

"So remember to follow the 4 rules of gun safety, you wouldn't want to be a ditz like me!" she said and carelessly rested her chin on the tip of the barrel before humorously pulling the trigger. Cindy's smile vanished in a cloud of gore and her barely clothed body crumpled to the ground.

"That was a great everyone, great energy, but we need one more take to be sure. Someone call in Alice."