Murder Tier list

1) Jumping in a crusher
- I love jumping into the crusher. Each and every part of it feels good. Both the anticipation and the process are great, where while you're waiting, hanging above the crusher you feel the intense danger coming from it, and after you drop in all your bones one after another start to blissfully crack again and again, until you just can't handle it anymore and dive inside with your whole body. All in all, one of the best ways to die, also fun to push other people inside and watch them go

2) Acid baths
- Acid baths can be considered classic at this point just for how convenient they are. You can set up one with items easily accesable in a dollar store, and you don't need to clean up afterwards, just make sure to drain the toxic waste. Also make sure to wear a suit when dealing with the body, unless you want to join it, because I always do. The feeling of getting dissolved is very relaxing once you accept it and embrace the pain. Although some still try to get out, after I lock em in, scream and plead, cry their lungs out, so maybe there's more to it that I don't know. Acid baths sorta became a good peaceful alternative to other torture methods and that's why I love them

3) Stabbing
- Stabbing is a very good one, both to kill yourself and others. If you suicide with a knife - first of all props to you for doing all the work by yourself, and second - it's all about the first stab. The pain kicks in almost instantly, it's hard to contain yourself once you deal the first blow, you just want to do it again and again, stab after stab, everywhere you can do it. And it's not a really cute way to die, your flesh and meat aren't really suitable for these kinds of things, you have to put in proper effort to complete the stabbing. My favorite thing is to watch the people, who don't couldn't finish their life, get locked and treated by the doctors (ew). They look so miserable, it's so unbearably hilarious. Getting off track there. Now, as for torturing others I prefer a different approach. I usually take my time being picky with where I cut, so that my victims get the most feelings out of this, each cut is art. Killing a person is easy, just slice the throat a bunch of times until they stop screaming, but torturing them in a way, that they properly feel through each and every second of it is a much harder skill to grasp. Overtime you just learn how to do it, practice makes perfect as they say

4) Eaten alive
- I like people with exotic pets, because I know those bastards know how to properly maul a human. Being thrown around, torn apart by a huge ravagers bear is a dream come true for anyone. It's also all ecological: You're continuing the food chain, so these cuties can birth and grow more babies, that will eat and maul more humans, maybe even your children if you're lucky enough. Nature truly is perfect. Of course, you can also let another person eat you, if that's what you want to

5) Blowing up
- This is the last one, that's really cool and unique so let's cut to the chase. The best part of blowing up is causing chaos around you, nobody is shoving inside 20 pounds of dynamite for a simple suicide, it's always something flashy and fun. I recommend to go to the most crowded places you can. Popular concerts with a lot of people are amazing for these, but a regular shopping center will also do it. One explosion, 30 dead, all things going the way they should. Try not to be alive after this, because you're gonna have a lot of trouble if you do so

6) Strangling
- It's fine… I guess I like to look in the eyes and see the life leaving away the body… I only really use it when I see beautiful women walking around at night alone, so they stay silent

7) Drowning
- Same as strangling. But also here's a life hack: you can die easier if you instantly inhale the water as soon as someone starts drowning you, that way there's much less pain before death. Just don't do it before you're totally sure you're getting drowned, otherwise it'll be all for nothing. I lost a few friends over this prank

8) Boiled/Burned alive
- Cooking other people, and letting them know, that they are nothing but a meal is fine and all, but most of them pass out even before their death from the huge amounts of smoke inhaled. Kind of ruins the whole aesthetic, knowing they didn't properly feel the fire burning their skin, but the meals themselves always turn out to be fire, makes me want to try sharing my taste with others. Sharing is caring

9) Shooting
- Unless you use a bow, or something like that it's awful. Everyone has a gun nowadays, and you know what? They ruin the whole purpose of killing. Why are they killing instantly, it's so against our nature??? Guns are blatantly unfun, it's baffling that so many people use them on a regular basis. The only redeeming quality of the guns are school shootings, that use the instant kill feature to kill as much children as possible, but that's the only rededemable quality, 9th place

10) Jumping
- Jumping is a fine but boring way to end your life. I'd say if you already decided to drop, at least try to land on someone else. Pushing others from high up, when they don't expect it is a bit more interesting, but not by much. I'd say the most fun part in this is watching some jumpers survive the fall and twitching in pain as they die on ground

11) Blunt force
- Only good for a joke. Like when somebody slips on a banana and hits head against hard floor and dies. That's funny and also the only way I want to see it

12) Freezing
- There's something very wrong with you if you think this is a good way to die

If I missed your favorite way to die/kill, feel free to reply