"...Okay, so, I was seventeen, on vacation to Reedland. Beautiful country, me and my mom went around topless every day. Different time, you know? Anyway, we managed to get invitations to this event called The Cannibal Experience. Yeah, really.

Well, it was outside with curtains around. We sat down, and this incredible naked nervous girl walked in, everyone shushed. Someone helped her climb the cutting board- Let me finish- She lied back and just started masturbating. The host explained that it's customary for us to 'help her along', asking for a female volunteer. I still can't believe it, but eventually I stepped up! Had an older boyfriend who loved eating me out, so I figured I'd imitate him. I walked over shaking, leaned forward, and dug in.

She got loud. I didn't think about being watched by like a hundred people until later, but I was still looking forward to seeing the chop so I kept peeking up. Caught a glimpse of O-face just as the cleaver went down. I stood and stared at her headless body thrashing around, licked my lips, everyone clapped... Could barely look at my parents for days, just took a looong walk and came back when she was done cooking. Had one of her breasts, smelled and tasted amazing, saw back at the hotel that my dress was stained with her blood, cum and fat.

Anyway, that was my first time with a woman! ...Aren't you gonna say anything? Actually, you don't look so good."