Jenny was enjoying her day at the mascot park, when she saw him. The short man in blue pirate attire, and his trusty firearm. Jenny couldn't resist, and shouted the famous catchphrase his way. "Crunchatize me, Cap'n!" He nodded and obliged her, firing his ray which quickly engulfed her body in pale blue light. She was lifted off the ground a few feet, and her clothing was torn outward from her body by unseen forces. This was the moment she had honed her body for, eating clean and healthy and exercising her ass off, literally. Her stunning form gained praise from the crowded mass of people who gathered to watch her demise. She lingered in this pose for several seconds, and then the beam began to shrink. Her joints quickly buckled under the strain, and snapped. The cube of light contracted further and further, crushing her legs into her torso. "It's everything I ever dreamed!" She shouted, her last words and thoughts, as her skull imploded, extruding her brain in a globby pink mass like a Play-Doh machine. She was compacted still more, squeezing all the remaining fluids from her body which poured onto the ground like she was a gory sponge. Then the wet red cube was released and smacked into the ground with a dull fleshy sound. The crowd dispersed, and the cleanup crew soon came to take Jenny to be processed. She was sold as one of many like her in the park gift shop.