"Congratulations on your big promotion," Sandy kissed her wife.

The couple were snuggling in the orgasmic afterglow following a celebratory round of sex.

"Honey," Cassie sighed contentedly, "our lives are completely perfect. Which is why I think we should snuff ourselves, so we can be sure to have a happy ending."

"That sounds wonderful, darling."

Working cheerfully together they cooked their young daughters and pet meatgirl, then feasted on the roasted girls. Once they had eaten all they could, the loving couple gently stabbed each other in the heart and kissed for the rest of their lives.