“Merry Christmas!” cried the three friends, before passing around the knife.

“Here, Betty, I wish for you to be strong, so here is my liver,” said Carol, stuffing it into the gash in Betty’s belly.

“Thank you!” replied Betty. “Here, Anne, I want you to be fertile, so here are my ovaries and kidneys.”

Anne’s dead body said nothing as the organs were stuffed into her.

“Look, Carol!” said Betty. “Anne has given you her heart!”

Taking the heart from Anne’s hand, Betty pushed it into Carol’s guts.

“Thank you, Anne! I’ll treasure it always,” smiled Carol, before passing out.