>>29944
I've played with "Red Riding Hood" a few times, mentioned in other stories. Obviously in a world where little girls are eaten all the time and consider it something to aspire to, getting eaten per se is not a threat so my "updated" version goes thus:

Red Riding Hood is on her way to Grandma's to be chopped up and hung in Grandma's smokehouse to see her through the winter. The selfish wolf gobbles her up whole so the Woodsman cuts her out of the wolf then goes ahead and chops her up as intended. Thus the wolf's crime becomes not the fact that he ate a little girl but that he greedily and selfishly ate a little girl who was supposed to see her Grandma through a whole winter.