Well, as usual, I've completely missed the context. Sorry, the previous few questions posts were mine and I wasn't aware of the Desperately Seeking Sidney story.

This reminds me of a time in my youth where I was encouraged to anonymously write to my school news letter about any questions I might have had. When the new letter was published, I found that the intent was to ask deeply personal questions about childhood pain and loneliness. One kid asked what he was supposed to do after his mom was died in a car accident and he was adopted by his aunt who treats him poorly. =(. But me, I misunderstood what I was supposed to do so completely, I asked random science questions that were bugging me about Pluto's orbit around the sun.