A mother was walking in the park with her five daughters. It was a sunny weekend and they were having a wonderful time.

A man approached the mother and asked her politely:
"Excuse me, madam, do you mind if I rape your daughter?"

"Please, go ahead", answered her, kindly, "that's what they are for!"

The 5-year old that the man was eyeing asked innocently: "Mom, what does 'rape' mean?"

"Don't worry about it, honey. Just go with the man and let him do anything he wants, especially if you don't like it. You know how to get home from here, so see you later for dinner."

The man took the child gently by the hand while the rest of the family continued on. The eldest daughter, horrified, asked: "What do you mean, 'that's what we are for'!? You never told us such a thing!"

"Hush, my love. You have to learn how the world works. The only purpose of our kind -the weak sex- is to satisfy the urges of men. I have to do penitence for only bringing girls into this world, and the only way to do this is to offer my progeny whenever a man needs it."