Tuesday 13th May

I am so tired! The vocal coach came again today. Yesterday she had me watch some movie clips to hear the way the women talked. She said it was not just about the accent but about the words and phrases too like calling people honey or sugar like Mrs Webber does and saying bless your heart when someone says something dumb. When we had watched some clips she gave me some pieces of script to read from clips we hadn’t seen yet and asked me to read them out loud. She said I wasn’t bad but needed to relax more so it would sound like that is how I really talk and not putting on a funny voice. Then we watched the clips with people who speak that way all the time reading out the same pieces of script then I had to do it again and she left me the scripts and the clips to practice with.

This morning I asked Martha if I could go with her to the campaign office to see how it is coming along but she said it was too busy and a bit dangerous while all the work is going on and that I should wait to see it when it’s finished. She told me to read the joke book again and memorise some of my favourites so I could tell them in interviews. She also sent me some links to look at online so I could learn some what she called Talking Points, like how the Earth’s population is in danger of getting too large for the planet to support and how much environmental damage is done by farming animals for meat on a large scale. She said it will be another way my campaign makes my case to say that eating girls would be good for the planet. She said she is going to reach out to environmental charities to try to get their support once the campaign is more established and the public have got to know me.

I asked if I could talk about cases like the girl in Jamestown to show that cannibalism is not that really that unusual and she said I could but to be careful and not use any examples of criminals like Albert Fish. Promised I would discuss any examples I found with her before talking about them in public.

I tried to call Jessie after lunch but she didn’t answer. I think she is still off school for the rest of this week too like I am but maybe she is at camp or something or somewhere where she can’t use her phone.

I went for a swim without my suit after lunch and Martha came out to the pool with a man and a woman who she said were going to help me get in perfect shape to be the best meat. They said that it was good I was already nude so they could see me properly. I know I did the photo-shoots in the nude too but this felt like the first time people were really looking at my body as meat and I felt like the girl in the story when the mayor and his brother come over to see how much they will pay for her. It made me feel the nice kind of funny again like when I first read the stories.

The man said is Austin and he is a veterinary nutritionist who specialises in farm animals. The woman’s name is Daisy and she is a personal trainer. They asked if they could touch me and I said of course they could and they felt my belly and arms and thighs and rump and talked to each other like I wasn’t there and Austin talked about me as if I was a young pig which felt very exciting. I told them about the exercise equipment and they were pleased. Daisy said I should try to build some muscle too so I told her about the dumbbells and she said that was good but she would work out a regime for me. She said the rowing machine was very good for my legs but I should do push-ups for my arms, chest and belly too.

Austin said I could carry on eating what I liked but said to get a lot of meat and grains in my diet but not to neglect vegetables and fruit either. He said I am a good shape now but if I start getting taller I might get thinner so to make sure I keep eating a lot. Martha laughed and said that wouldn’t be a problem for me. He said just not too much fat or empty calories, just stuff that is good to build muscle mass. Daisy reminded him I have to stay pretty for the cameras too and he said he wasn’t telling me to bulk up massively just not to get too thin. He said he will draw up a list of good things for me to eat and how much I should be eating each day and when and he will work together with Daisy to make sure it works along with the exercise routine she creates. They both said swimming was very good and I should keep doing it a lot so I think I will try to swim every morning, before school once I go back.

Then the voice coach came again and got me to do the exercises from before then we watched a half hour episode of a TV show where everyone speaks with that accent. She said I should watch it a lot so I get used to it then she gave me a new script I’d not seen before and got me to read it in my Texas accent. She corrected some little things I was pronouncing wrong then said I should try to talk to everyone in that voice tonight and tomorrow so it starts feeling normal and when she comes tomorrow she doesn’t want to hear my normal voice.

The website already has over 8000 people saying they support me. I bet if a petition was all I needed to win my campaign I could do it easily! Lots of them are leaving comments. It does look like some people still think it is a joke but hopefully they will know for sure after Friday. There were some other people asking if they could donate or help with the campaign in other ways and even some girls asking if they could be in it too. Martha said she will talk to the team about setting up a donations page if people want since it should be the same rules as any political campaign and also said she would put a form for people who wanted to volunteer as we were sure to need envelope stuffers, people to answer phones and that sort of thing. I know Daddy has more than enough money to cover everything but if people want to help then it would be nice to let them. I asked what she thought about the girls who wanted to join in and she maybe in the Summer would could have a big event like a picnic or something in the grounds of either the Dallas or LA house or maybe both. We have penthouse apartments in every city thanks to Daddy’s hotels and an extra one in New York but both our proper houses have big lawns like the White House and would be great for a picnic with hundreds of girls. She said if everyone there was naked and saying they wanted to be meat then it would show how much support I had from the people the change in law would effect. She also said she wanted to push the hash-tag and get girls all over the world using it.

Saw Daddy for the first time in days and he is very happy with how everything is going and said my mom would have been very proud of me. He wanted to show me a picture he found of her going to a party wearing a pink hat and boots like the ones I wore for the pictures. She had other clothes on too of course – a short pink skirt and a white bedazzled Denim jacket over a white crop top but it was fun to see her dressed a bit like me. I told him what Austin and Daisy had said and he said they were both top in their fields so I should definitely listen to them. He thought my Texas accent was so cute and to help me he talked in the voice he uses for the press. Martha thought it was funny and said we were a perfect Southern Belle and Gentleman!

After dinner I did more working out on the machines while I watched more of the show the voice coach said I should watch. I tried to do some push-ups but wasn’t very good so will ask for help with that. It has been a very full and busy day but I want everything to be the best it can for Friday!