Thursday 15th May 2019

Today was the best day ever! Martha came and woke me up early and I thought we were going to have breakfast but she said not to and to just have one of Austin’s smoothies so I wouldn’t be too hungry then she said I should wear my campaign costume which means nothing the but boots and hat and some makeup. She had a box with her with white boots in like the pink ones and said the hat was in the car. I had a shower then she helped me use the curling tongs to put my hair in ringlets and put on my makeup. It didn’t look quite as good as when the professionals did it at the hotel but she said it was enough so I would look like the girl in the pictures.

It felt kinda funny walking out the front door with nothing no but embarrassing, just strange like I had forgotten my coat or something. Outside was a bit white stretch limo like people go to the Oscars in and along the side in big gold letters it had my name in swirly letters with the heart over the i like I write it. Martha said that was the campaign logo. The number plate is SDR-2010 – My initials and the year I was born but she said the team call it Meat Girl 1 like the President’s plane! The hood ornament is a gold S like in the logo.

Inside the seats were all red leather and there were little TVs and places for food and drinks. She said the windows were tinted so we could see out easily but people couldn’t see in if they were closed. She had some cushions I could sit on and against so my skin wouldn’t stick to the leather. The hat was in a box on the floor and she gave it to me once I got comfy and said I should put it on. The driver, a man I’d not met before, was in a white uniform with pink and gold trim and a gold S on the chest and on the front of his cap. Martha was dressed in one of her smart white suits.

She said we were going for a drive around the city first to see all the posters and told me the videos were live. She was looking after my phone for me since I have no pockets in this outfit unless I want to stick my phone up my butt so so gave it to me and asked me to film a video inside the car. I made the peace sign and said “Hi, Sidney here! Launch day is finally here! I want to see everyone’s selfies next to my posters and don’t forget to use the hashtag Eatme!” I blew a kiss then stopped filming and Martha said it was perfect. She said the campaign now has its own social media accounts that I will have access to but won’t be the only one posting. She said to be careful what I post or reply to other people and if I’m not sure to ask someone before I post. She said there would be a private chat I would be in that would always have a member of the team monitoring it round the clock so if something happened I wanted to post about or respond to I could get an answer quickly.

The first billboard was out of town on the main road into the city. It was massive and showed me from the waist up from the front on the right and a full view from the back on the left and in the middle it said “Want to make a dinner date with me?” Then it had the logo and the website and the hashtag. Martha asked if I liked it then asked why I was laughing and I told her my nipples on the picture are as big as my head is in real life and that it was the biggest ass I had ever seen! She laughed and said that meant there would be plenty of rump meat to go around!

In the city there were a lot more pictures. There were smaller billboards on the sides of buildings with just one picture. One was a full-front picture of me blowing a kiss and said “Girl meat is the best meat.” Another one was from behind and from the knees up and said “Anyone for rump roast?” Then the ones on the bus-shelters and in the electronic displays just had a full picture of me front or back with my name at the top and the website and hashtag underneath. The big ones with text had black backgrounds and these smaller ones had a pink and silver starburst pattern. Then we drove to the biggest one of all which was on a rotating billboard display that had me laying on me side and blowing a kiss at the camera and said along the top “Think I look delicious? Too bad...for now!” then all the contact information again underneath.

I told Martha they all looked amazing and she said that was not the best thing she had to show me and asked if I was getting hungry. I said I was as I did not have a proper breakfast yet and she said she knew somewhere where we could eat and told the driver to head there. He nodded and didn’t ask so I knew he knew where she meant. I thought we were going to go to a drive-thru or something or maybe to the hotel to show me off to the guests then go see the office but instead we drove there and pulled up outside where there was a red carpet waiting for me from the curb and more than twenty people were stood outside waiting to welcome me!

The driver got out first then opened my door for me and everyone started clapping and cheering as I got out. There were even some people walking by who stopped to see who was getting out the car as they guessed I must be someone famous and I heard someone telling the person with them that I was the girl from the posters and maybe now they could find out what they were all about!

(To be continued...)