Doris was at the subway scrolling through her phone, a little bit nervous for the job interview that she was going to have an hour from now.
"Excuse me".
Doris looked up from her phone to see the big black man who had addressed her. "Do you mind if I break your neck?"
Doris was surprised by the stranger's request but answered:
"Of course. So nice of you to ask".
Her last thought was that at least this way she wouldn't have to worry about the job interview.