In those nights when the prince was too restless before going to bed, he liked to count stabbed cunts.
Other people counted sheep, but this is what worked for him.
Knowing this, the staff of the palace gathered little virgin girls for every night and arranged them in line, face down and legs spread. Then the prince went one by one, with a butler next to him handing him knifes and he went:
"One Mississippi, two Mississippi..."
Each Mississippi he stabbed one of the vaginas leaving the knife there and moved on to the next until he got sleepy enough.