int. hotel - hallway - night

JASON walks down the hallway until he comes to one particular door. He looks around and then knocks.

LISA
(from inside)
Come in.

He opens the door...

int. hotel - room 342 - bedchamber - night

...where the conjoined twins LOLA and LISA await him on the bed.

LOLA
Jason. What a pleasant surprise.

JASON
Doesn't sound like a surprise to me.

Lola and Lisa giggle as Jason closes the door behind him.

LISA
Oh. You can sit here.

Lisa pats the bed space beside her.

LOLA
Lisa.

LISA
Lola, it's my turn to be next to him.

LOLA
That's what you always say.

JASON
Girls, come on. Does that even matter?

Jason sits down beside the twins.

JASON
I mean, what, with you two having the same...everything?

LOLA AND LISA
Except heads and necks.

They giggle.

JASON
Right.

He giggles.

LISA
Also, most of our organs, but that's beside the point.

JASON
Uh huh. Sure.

Jason drums the bed with his fingers.

JASON
So...?

LOLA
So, what?

JASON
We've been dating for almost two years now.

LISA
And?

JASON
Eh, nothing. I was just, um...thinking out loud. I mean with the three of us in this hotel room and all.

Lola and Lisa shuffle on the bed, reaching for his pants. Jason hops back in shock.

JASON
Girls!

LISA
Oh, sorry. We just, um...

LOLA
(embarrassed)
We’ve never made love before, have we? Any of us?

JASON
Yeah, you're right. I haven't. I've... I’ve been, well, let's say--

LOLA
Saving yourself for us?

JASON
N-not you, specifically.

Lisa pinches her chin.

LISA
Oh, I get it. For that special someone whom you think completes you.

LOLA
Or in this case, someone-zuh.

JASON
Yeah.

LOLA
We've been thinking the same thing, Jason, and bingo. Here you are.

JASON
Aw, thanks.

They all pause to glean each other.

LOLA
So, how should we go about this?

JASON
Maybe we shouldn't rush into this.

LISA
I agree. We should all get aroused first.

JASON
Yeah, I mean, I don't want to hurt you.

LISA
I suggest that we start by taking off each other’s clothes. It'll feel more...intimate.

They take off each other's clothes, muttering and fumbling all the while. Once finished, they stare at each other's naked bodies.

JASON
You know, your boobs are a bit smaller than I expected.

LISA
Well, heh, I guess that means we have an easier time finding bras that fit.

LOLA
Yeah.

Pause.

LOLA
You know, your dick is a bit smaller than we expected.

LISA
(embarrassed)
Lola!

JASON
Eh, at least it fits better in my pants.

Another pause.

LISA
Uh...

LOLA
Me first. Jason's left-handed, after all.

JASON
...Uh...okay. Sure. Why not?

LOLA
I thought you'd say that.

Jason and Lola kiss. Lisa tags along.

LISA
Okay. My turn.

JASON
Don't worry. I saved plenty for you.

LOLA
I'm sure you did.

Jason and Lisa kiss. Lola tags along.

LOLA
All right. Now...

Lola and Lisa pull Jason on top of themselves to the bed.

LISA
I guess this is the part where...well...

JASON
One more thing first.

LOLA
Wait. What do you--?

Jason kisses between Lola and Lisa’s necks. The ticklish Lola and Lisa giggle and squirm.

LISA
(recovering)
All right. All right. Now, with that out of the way, let's start.

Jason hesitates.

LOLA
It's all right, Jason. We both took the pill, just in case.

JASON
Not that. I'm just trying to figure out a good position.

LOLA AND LISA
You can just lie flat on top of us.

He obliges, letting his penis crawl into Lola and Lisa's shared vagina. The three of them gasp a bit.

JASON
(erotic)
Ready?

LOLA AND LISA
(erotic)
When you are.

The three undulate against each other, moaning all the while for a few minutes. Then, they stop as Jason notices something planted at the head of the bed.

JASON
Wait a minute. What's that? Is that a microphone?

Lola and Lisa look up and see the microphone.

LISA
What? Can't we record our first time doing it?

JASON
You can, sure.

A brief pause.

JASON
Uh, is this going online?

LOLA
No, but why's that so bad?

JASON
(embarrassed)
...Because then, we'd have an audience.

LISA
He's got you there, Lola.

Lola giggles.

LOLA
I guess so.

The trio smile between each other and then resume moaning together, but then stop after another few minutes.

LISA
Hey, Jason.

JASON
Yeah?

LISA
If we were normal identical twins, which one of us would you love more? Me or Lola?

LOLA
Eh, I don’t think that matters, Lisa.
(to Jason)
What about you?

Jason thinks this over.

JASON
Don’t know, don’t care. I mean, I’ve never known you two any other way, so, I mean...how could I know?

LOLA
See?

Lisa giggles.

LISA
Fair enough.

JASON
Yeah. Now, where were we--?

Lola and Lisa thrust back into Jason, and the gasping and moaning between them all grows more and more intense.

JASON
(gasping)
Lola... Lisa...

LOLA
(gasping)
Don't hold back, Jason.

LISA
(gasping)
Give it to us... Give it...

LOLA AND LISA
(gasping)
Give it all...

They all climax, and then denouement. Their exhausted, ecstatic breathing fills the air.

JASON
Ohh... that was...

LOLA
Yeah, I know.

JASON
...We should probably get cleaned up.

LISA
No. Let’s stay like this for a bit longer. I want to savor this feeling of having you up against us.

LOLA
And inside us?

LISA
Eh, sure.

Jason rests his head between Lola and Lisa's, and they all drift to sleep.

JASON
(whispering)
I love you.

LOLA AND LISA
(whispering)
We love you too.