int. hotel - hallway - night



JASON walks down the hallway until he comes to one particular door. He looks around and then knocks.



LISA

(from inside)

Come in.



He opens the door...



int. hotel - room 342 - bedchamber - night



...where the conjoined twins LOLA and LISA await him on the bed.



LOLA

Jason. What a pleasant surprise.



JASON

Doesn't sound like a surprise to me.



Lola and Lisa giggle as Jason closes the door behind him.



LISA

Oh. You can sit here.



Lisa pats the bed space beside her.



LOLA

Lisa.



LISA

Lola, it's my turn to be next to him.



LOLA

That's what you always say.



JASON

Girls, come on. Does that even matter?



Jason sits down beside the twins.



JASON

I mean, what, with you two having the same...everything?



LOLA AND LISA

Except heads and necks.



They giggle.



JASON

Right.



He giggles.



LISA

Also, most of our organs, but that's beside the point.



JASON

Uh huh. Sure.



Jason drums the bed with his fingers.



JASON

So...?



LOLA

So, what?



JASON

We've been dating for almost two years now.



LISA

And?



JASON

Eh, nothing. I was just, um...thinking out loud. I mean with the three of us in this hotel room and all.



Lola and Lisa shuffle on the bed, reaching for his pants. Jason hops back in shock.



JASON

Girls!



LISA

Oh, sorry. We just, um...



LOLA

(embarrassed)

We’ve never made love before, have we? Any of us?



JASON

Yeah, you're right. I haven't. I've... I’ve been, well, let's say--



LOLA

Saving yourself for us?



JASON

N-not you, specifically.



Lisa pinches her chin.



LISA

Oh, I get it. For that special someone whom you think completes you.



LOLA

Or in this case, someone-zuh.



JASON

Yeah.



LOLA

We've been thinking the same thing, Jason, and bingo. Here you are.



JASON

Aw, thanks.



They all pause to glean each other.



LOLA

So, how should we go about this?



JASON

Maybe we shouldn't rush into this.



LISA

I agree. We should all get aroused first.



JASON

Yeah, I mean, I don't want to hurt you.



LISA

I suggest that we start by taking off each other’s clothes. It'll feel more...intimate.



They take off each other's clothes, muttering and fumbling all the while. Once finished, they stare at each other's naked bodies.



JASON

You know, your boobs are a bit smaller than I expected.



LISA

Well, heh, I guess that means we have an easier time finding bras that fit.



LOLA

Yeah.



Pause.



LOLA

You know, your dick is a bit smaller than we expected.



LISA

(embarrassed)

Lola!



JASON

Eh, at least it fits better in my pants.



Another pause.



LISA

Uh...



LOLA

Me first. Jason's left-handed, after all.



JASON

...Uh...okay. Sure. Why not?



LOLA

I thought you'd say that.



Jason and Lola kiss. Lisa tags along.



LISA

Okay. My turn.



JASON

Don't worry. I saved plenty for you.



LOLA

I'm sure you did.



Jason and Lisa kiss. Lola tags along.



LOLA

All right. Now...



Lola and Lisa pull Jason on top of themselves to the bed.



LISA

I guess this is the part where...well...



JASON

One more thing first.



LOLA

Wait. What do you--?



Jason kisses between Lola and Lisa’s necks. The ticklish Lola and Lisa giggle and squirm.



LISA

(recovering)

All right. All right. Now, with that out of the way, let's start.



Jason hesitates.



LOLA

It's all right, Jason. We both took the pill, just in case.



JASON

Not that. I'm just trying to figure out a good position.



LOLA AND LISA

You can just lie flat on top of us.



He obliges, letting his penis crawl into Lola and Lisa's shared vagina. The three of them gasp a bit.



JASON

(erotic)

Ready?



LOLA AND LISA

(erotic)

When you are.



The three undulate against each other, moaning all the while for a few minutes. Then, they stop as Jason notices something planted at the head of the bed.



JASON

Wait a minute. What's that? Is that a microphone?



Lola and Lisa look up and see the microphone.



LISA

What? Can't we record our first time doing it?



JASON

You can, sure.



A brief pause.



JASON

Uh, is this going online?



LOLA

No, but why's that so bad?



JASON

(embarrassed)

...Because then, we'd have an audience.



LISA

He's got you there, Lola.



Lola giggles.



LOLA

I guess so.



The trio smile between each other and then resume moaning together, but then stop after another few minutes.



LISA

Hey, Jason.



JASON

Yeah?



LISA

If we were normal identical twins, which one of us would you love more? Me or Lola?



LOLA

Eh, I don’t think that matters, Lisa.

(to Jason)

What about you?



Jason thinks this over.



JASON

Don’t know, don’t care. I mean, I’ve never known you two any other way, so, I mean...how could I know?



LOLA

See?



Lisa giggles.



LISA

Fair enough.



JASON

Yeah. Now, where were we--?



Lola and Lisa thrust back into Jason, and the gasping and moaning between them all grows more and more intense.



JASON

(gasping)

Lola... Lisa...



LOLA

(gasping)

Don't hold back, Jason.



LISA

(gasping)

Give it to us... Give it...



LOLA AND LISA

(gasping)

Give it all...



They all climax, and then denouement. Their exhausted, ecstatic breathing fills the air.



JASON

Ohh... that was...



LOLA

Yeah, I know.



JASON

...We should probably get cleaned up.



LISA

No. Let’s stay like this for a bit longer. I want to savor this feeling of having you up against us.



LOLA

And inside us?



LISA

Eh, sure.



Jason rests his head between Lola and Lisa's, and they all drift to sleep.



JASON

(whispering)

I love you.



LOLA AND LISA

(whispering)

We love you too.