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Diary of a Meat-Girl - Sidney Roebuck in Her Own Words
Edward Hyde
2026/04/04
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Diary of a Meat-Girl – Sidney Roebuck in Her Own Words
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Edward Hyde
EDITOR’S FOREWORD
Sidney Dorothy Roebuck, born August 15th 2010, died August 15th 2022, on her twelfth birthday, was my Great Aunt, the youngest sibling and only sister of my father, Alexei Roebuck. As the first person to be legally killed for the express purpose of being eaten in recorded history, she is one of the most iconic figures to have come out of the twenty-first century and arguably more has been written about her than other other historical figure since Jack the Ripper. Like the infamous Ripper, however, a great deal of what is written about her is speculation, the discussion of her feelings and motives based on carefully managed television and magazine interviews and, while it has become widely known and understood that the Sidney we all recognise today as the mascot of the international restaurant chain was simply a character she portrayed, the creation of an expert marketing team, this is still the only Sidney most people know.
In 2084, the world was rocked by the claim that Sidney had changed her mind at the last minute and allowed another, unwilling girl to be killed in her place. Although this claim was proven to be a lie and the woman claiming to be Sidney was, in fact, the girl she claimed had been used as a substitute, the scandal reawakened public interest in Sidney as a person and her relationship with Jessica Thornton after whom the fast-food chain Jessie T’s, a subsidiary of Sidney’s Inc. (Formerly Roebuck Inc. Worldwide) is named. With very few living witnesses who had known either girl, this too became a topic of speculation, the only first-hand source being a letter written by Sidney to Jessica in which she laments their estranged friendship and expresses hopes that Jessica will accept the invitation to attend her slaughter and that they might be reconciled. Since the true identity of the woman who claimed to be Sidney was only discovered after her death from natural causes, the real Jessica was unable to shed any more light on their friendship, the full cause of its ending or the effect it had on Sidney.
While some of Sidney’s personal property was put on display in Roebuck International Hotels or in branches of Sidney’s Family Restaurant when they began to open, or donated to museums such as the Smithsonian and the Bullock Texas State History Museum, these tended to be pieces that related to her campaign and were deemed to have historical significance. The rest of her property was packed away by the family’s staff and put into storage where it remained until three two years ago when a leak was discovered in the roof of the building where the boxes were stored and they were moved to a safe location while the repairs were carried out. The family, including myself, took this opportunity to sort through the decades old artefacts to see what should be kept, what needed to be disposed of and what might be considered of interest to scholars and historians such as myself.
In amongst the clothes, toys, books and games, both electronic and traditional, we found a number of scrap-books in which Sidney had collected press-cuttings about her campaign as well as copies of flyers and magazine ads. These, of course, were of great interest and have been used as a resource in providing some context for this book but they paled in comparison to our most shocking and significant find – a small, pink laptop, decorated with stickers and long-obsolete by the time of Sidney’s death. Wondering why she might have kept this when she always had the latest technology available to her for the asking and could upgrade her personal computer every time a new model was launched if she wanted to, we had a forensic team recover the contents of the hard drive and there we were shocked to find a personal, confessional journal that Sidney had keep right up until her final night of life, presumably continuing to use the old laptop she had been given as a child to keep it private, while using newer ones for gaming, playing with photographs and of course her school and campaign work.
It is this diary that is presented to you here, released to celebrate one hundred years since Sidney’s victory. Since some entries were inevitably longer than others and some covered incidents involving school friends and others not connected to the central narrative of interest, this edition, designed to help the reader understand the girl behind the mascot, will not include a full transcript although this will be made available for academic research upon request. Every effort has been made to contact those named in the published entries or, since many of them are also deceased, their closest living relatives. Where we have not been able to do so, rather than redact the text, we have simply changed the name, having no impact on the narrative itself.
To assist in your understanding of the entries, I have at times provided some additional context but these editorial additions are all clearly identified as not belonging to the original text. I hope that, through reading this deeply private journal, you will come to know and love the real Sidney Roebuck just as I did when I read these remarkable words for the first time of the girl who truly changed the world.
Dr. Dorothy Anne Boswell-Roebuck
Professor of Modern History
Texas A&M, Fort Worth
August 2122
(To be continued...)
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[Editor’s Note – While the diary itself begins on 1st January 2019, we have made the decision to begin the published entries from this point since it is where the story most readers will be interested in begins. The entry from April 21st is included as it provides useful context for the days that follow.]
Sunday 21st April 2019 – Easter Sunday
I’ve had to come to LA with Daddy as he has a lot of important meetings here. I wish I could have stayed in Dallas with Martha. Last year we went to the Easter Egg Hunt at the Governor’s house in Austin – that was so much fun! Daddy said Martha is out of town this week so I had to come with him. I don’t know where Alexei and Hunter are. A lot of families spend Easter together, like Christmas or Thanksgiving, but it had never been a big deal in our family.
I like the house in Dallas so much better than the one here. Although it has a better pool and a cool gym, the house in LA feels too new. I don’t think it’s much older than me while the one in Dallas is over a hundred years old. Martha says the LA house has no soul and I think she’s right. At least being here means I get to see Jessie! [Jessica Thornton - Ed] Her mom comes for meetings with Daddy a lot wherever he is but the family live in LA so I usually only get to see her when I’m here. She’s coming over tomorrow.
Monday 22nd April 2019
Had so much fun with Jessie! We went in the pool then she showed me this funny book she found about Cannibals. That’s people who eat other people! There were lots of funny jokes like:
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
Toast the happy couple!
There were lots of pictures too. Mostly women with big boobies getting cooked in stew pots on on spits like a hogroast at the fair and one man with a big ding-dong cooking it on a grill with a batch of hot-dogs! We wanted to see more so went on the computer and looked up cannibal pictures. It took us to lots of sites we had to pretend we were 18 to look at. There were drawings but also some photos changed to look like women were being cooked or had their heads cut off and some real photos of women pretending to be cooked. They made me feel kinda funny.
After Jessie went home I kept looking at the sites and found some stories. Most were about women winning a lottery that said they had to be meat or being kidnapped and eaten but there were some about girls our age that I read over and over. My favourite was a three in a series about a family in the Rockies. In the first one, they get stuck in the snow and the oldest sister agrees to be eaten to help the others survive but then her sister gets jealous and asks to be Christmas dinner. The second one is about her being Christmas dinner and meeting her new adopted cousin who says she wants to be hunted like a deer at Easter then the last one is about the hunt. There was also a cool one about a girl who finds out her dad likes cannibal stories and pictures and offers to let him cook her.
The stories made me feel very funny like the pictures. I wonder how I would feel if my family were starving and needed to eat me to survive? Or if I found out Daddy loved the idea of eating girls like me? I will show the stories to Jessie tomorrow and see what she thinks.
Tuesday 23rd April 2019
Had some really strange dreams last night. In one I was being chased through a field by Hunter and his friends who had bows and arrows. I knew if they caught me they were going to eat me but I felt excited rather than scared. In another one I was in the big kitchen of the Dallas house and Martha was getting me ready to roast in the oven for Daddy and his friends then in another on I was on a farm where they were slaughtering pigs and I was lined up with them like just another piggy.
Showed Jessie the stories when she came over. Her favourite was the one about the girl who lets her Daddy cook her. She loved the bit where the girl shows herself off to all the guests at the party. After we read the stories she said we should get naked and pretend to inspect each other’s meat like the men did with the girl. It was fun and made me feel funny again but in a good way then we went in the pool without our suits and pretended we were explorers in the jungle who were going to get captured by cannibals and taken back to their village for a feast but then Jessie’s mom came out and told us we had to put suits on or go inside so we did.
Found a picture by PETA where a woman has meat cuts drawn on her body like a butcher’s chart so got Jessie to take pictures of me to make my own. I took some of her too. After she went home I looked up proper cuts of a pig and marked them on our bodies. I will show her tomorrow. Hope she likes it!
Wednesday 24th April 2019
More funny dreams last night. This time me and Jessie were in a butcher’s shop with the lines drawn on us like in the pictures and the butcher was showing us off to customers.
Jessie loved the pictures and ask me to send them to her then I asked if she would like to eat me and she said she would. I said I would like to eat her too. We wondered if anyone really eats girls like in the stories so searched for real cannibals but that just bought up old stories about explorers and Aztecs and things like that so we searched for modern cannibals instead and found articles about people who had gone to prison for eating or trying to eat other people. Jessie said we should search for cannibal eats children and we found a load of sites about a man called Albert Fish who ate a girl and boy.
After Jessie and her mom went home I asked Daddy if he knew any rich people who liked to eat girls. He asked why so I showed him the stories. He wasn’t mad but said I shouldn’t read stuff like that as it would give me nightmares but it was just pretend anyway. I didn’t tell him about the pictures we made or the nice dreams.
Thursday 25th April 2019
Jessie is visiting her grandparents today so didn’t come over with her mom. I played on Photoshop with the pictures we took, putting us in the window of a butcher’s shop or in the back room waiting to get chopped up. Next time she comes over I’ll we’ll take more pictures in different poses.
Found a real story about a girl who was eaten in Jamestown when the settlers ran out of food. Apparently archaeologists can tell from marks on her bones that she was butchered like a pig. They said she must have starved to death or died of the cold then the others decided to eat her body but I bet she offered to be food like the girl in the Rockies story so the others could survive. The story said she was fourteen years old. I wonder if the people who ate her liked her meat? Maybe once you’ve eaten human, nothing else is as good?
Asked Daddy at dinner if he would want to eat me but he got a bit cross and said I was being silly and that he’d take my computer away if I kept looking at “that stuff”. Made me kinda said so after dinner I called Jessie and we talked about it a lot. She said the more she thought about it, the more she wished she could volunteer like the girls in the stories. I know it’s against the law but rich people like Daddy’s friends do stuff that you’re not supposed to all the time. Daddy says if you put the right amount of money in front of the right person you can do pretty much whatever you like.
Jessie hasn’t said anything to her mum. She’s worried she might be cross too. She is coming over again tomorrow and sleeping over.
Read the stories again and found some boards where people post about their cannibal fantasies so signed up to some and posted as Yummy_Girl94. Pretended to be 20 and said I loved the idea of being cooked and eaten or maybe butchered. Will see what replies I get.
Friday 26th April 2019
Not many replies to my posts like I hoped. Some asking me to send nudes so they could check out my meat and some saying I was some fat old guy pretending to be a girl. A few were nice and said they felt that way too and wished it was allowed and others saying they would love to be the one to eat me up. Made me wonder why it’s not allowed if people want it? I am writing this before Jessie gets here but maybe we can try to find out.
[Editor’s Note – There is no entry for Saturday 27th of April but from the next entry we can infer that Jessie stayed over on Friday and Saturday night, going home on Sunday.]
Sunday 28th April 2019
Had the best weekend with Jessie! As soon as we were in my room we got naked again and took more pictures then we played with them on the computer putting ourselves into scenes like the stories or in funny ones like in the joke book. Then we tried to look up why cannibalism is forbidden and learned a new word – Taboo. It means when something is thought of as bad for so long that people stop questioning why.
There are lots of problems it would solve if it was allowed. They are always saying on the news that the population of humans is in danger of getting too big for the planet to support and that the farming of meat animals is really bad for the environment. There are also lots of people who need a new hear or liver or lungs or kidneys and not enough donors for them and there’s always urgent blood drives. If people could volunteer to be butchered then their organs and blood could be given to people who need them and it would help keep the population down and cut down on the amount of farm animals needed.
I showed Jessie my posts of the sites and she liked the nice comments. It was nice to see we were not the only ones who found the idea exciting and we wondered how many other users were younger than they pretended to be.
Afterwards we went out in the pool again with our suits on this time so we’d not get told off then Daddy took us to a fancy restaurant for lunch. It was nice to get dressed up and we pretended that all the meat on the menu was really girl. Daddy asked why we were giggling so much but we told him it was a private joke he wouldn’t understand. After lunch I asked if we could see the kitchen. Daddy asked the manager and gave him some money and the manager said we could if we promised not to touch anything or get in the way. We promised and a nice lady showed us around while Daddy had another drink and made some phone calls. It was so exciting to see the big ovens and pots we could easily fit in and all the knives they use. Next time we are one of Daddy’s hotels I will go down to the kitchen there and look around when it is quiet.
After lunch Daddy took us shopping for new clothes and shoes and I got a cool new LEGO set of the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars. It’s HUGE! Jessie and I started building it Friday afternoon but it’s going to take a long time! We had dinner with Daddy and Alexei who was visiting. He had got a new girlfriend and wants to introduce her to us some time. I hope she’s nice. Alexei is really smart but quiet and his girlfriends are normally nice. Hunter is the flashy one who likes to date models and actresses. Not that all actresses are bad of course. My mom was one. I don’t remember her at all but I have copies of some of the movies she was in and she was very pretty. Daddy says she was very kind and did a lot for charity. I bet she would be on my side if I told her I wanted to be eaten!
After dinner me and Jessie went to the theatre room and watched some old movies that said they were about cannibals but they were pretty lame. They were both about weird families who live in the middle of nowhere and kidnap people to eat. The effects were cheesy but they killed people so messily their meat would not be good any more! They were supposed to be scary but they just made us laugh. Then since we knew Daddy and Alexei would be in Daddy’s study and the staff would all have gone home for the night we went in the pool without suits again. It was fun swimming in the dark with just the little safety lights around the edge.
Before bed we looked for more messages on the boards and replied to some other people’s posts then went to bed. My bed is huge so we both fit it in easily without needing to top and tail like we do when I stay over at her house sometimes.
In the morning we went in the shower and pretended to grade each other’s meat again like in the pictures and stories. It seems weird that people don’t want to eat girls since it seems we’d be so good and people always make jokes like saying you look good enough to eat! Jessie asked if I would really let myself get butchered or cooked if Daddy said I could and I said yes I would then I asked her the same thing and she said yes too.
Alexei had already gone home so it was just the two of us at breakfast and we pretended that we were eating Sidney sausages and Jessie bacon. After breakfast Daddy took us to Six Flags Magic Mountain all day. It is funny how Daddy is so rich and famous but people don’t recognise him when we just do normal people stuff. He always wears jeans and a golf shirt when we go out somewhere like this and people just treat him like any other dad.
There was a show on in the park where a hero like Indiana Jones was escaping from a savage cannibal tribe. Jessie and I joked that we better be careful as they might come looking for snacks. Daddy said he was safe as he was far too old, tough and stringy. I asked which one of us he thought they’d eat first and he looked at me funny but didn’t get cross and just said whichever one runs the slowest.
When we got home he helped us work on the LEGO model for a bit then had to go into a meeting so me and Jessie carried on by ourselves then we shared a bath and pretended we were in a stew pot.
This morning after breakfast we made a video that we both put on our TikTok accounts asking if people thought girls should be allowed to be eaten if they wanted. Jessie said we should put our swim-suits on to get noticed more but I said we should weak bikinis and I could lend her one so we did that. People starting reacting and sharing it right away so we made another one where we wiggled our rumps and asked if we looked tasty then one more where we asked people to vote which one they wanted to eat most.
Jessie’s mom came and joined us for lunch then took her home so I came back to my room and looked at the videos and saw they were really popular. Luckily the votes were about the same for both of us on the third one so neither of us had to be jealous.
I thought it would be fun to share our videos on some of the cannibal chat boards and pretend I found them but when I went on I saw someone had shared them there already and they were getting loads of comments. Peoples favourite seemed to be the one where we were shaking our rumps. Some sites were very strict about anything with people under 18 but the videos had got shared to several, sometimes by two or thee different people. Lots of comments said they wished we were naked and everyone seemed to agree we looked tasty.
I tried filming one on my own with nothing on but when I tried to upload it it got blocked and I was told I could get banned if I tried to upload another one like that. I didn’t delete it, just sent it to Jessie and told her to look at the comments on the sites.
We are going back to Dallas tomorrow so I won’t see Jessie for a while. I spent most of this evening working on the LEGO model on my own. It’s too fragile at the moment to try to take with us so it can wait here until next time. I looked at all the pictures me and Jessie made again and they made me feel funny.
After my bath I didn’t put pyjamas on and when Daddy came to say goodnight he said I should be careful walking around in the all-together. I asked if he thought it might make the cannibals come after me and he laughed but looked at me kinda funny afterwards. I wiggled my rump at him and asked if he thought it would make a good meal. He laughed again and said he thought so but told me I should really put my pyjamas on and he’d come check on me again so I did as he said and got into bed then he came back and kissed me goodnight.
When he was gone I face-timed Jessie on my phone and we agreed we both really want this for real and I bet my Daddy can make it happen. He has plenty of money to put in front of the right people!
To be continued...
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Monday 29th April 2019
Didn’t get to talk to Daddy today as he had a meeting at the hotel and was gone before I got up. A car came at 11 and took me to the airport where one of Daddy’s jets was waiting to take me back to Dallas. Martha met me at Love Field. She was really nice as always and wanted to hear all about my time in LA. Thought about telling her about the cannibal stuff but didn’t for now. Worried she might tell Daddy and make him cross before I can work out how to ask him.
Daddy has another meeting at the Dallas hotel tomorrow so we’re not going back to the house tonight after all but staying in the family suite there. But that’s okay. The manager Mrs Webber is very nice and always kind to me and it means I get to explore the kitchen. Martha came up to the apartment with me and made sure I got settled and had anything I needed then went off to her office so I took a shower and put on clean clothes then went to find Mrs Webber.
[LaVerne Webber was manager of The Roebuck International, Fort Worth, from 2016 to 2029 - Ed]
She was in her office and seemed pleased to see me. I asked if I could see the kitchen and she asked why so I told her about the restaurant in LA and I wanted to see if the hotel kitchen was the same. She looked at me funny like Daddy did but said okay and that she would come get me after lunch was finished but before dinner started. The kitchen is always open in case guests want something but it is much busier at meal times with more people working so she said it was better to go in between.
Back in the apartment I put a bikini on and made another video asking people how they thought I should be cooked then uploaded it. I was still in my bikini laying on the bed looking at the responses when Mrs Webber came in. I thought she was going to tell me off but she just smiled when she saw me and said I should put some shorts on over my bikini bottoms for the kitchen tour. She asked what I had been reading so I told a half-lie and said it was a page of jokes about cannibals. She said she’d tell me her favourite cannibal joke if I promised not to tell my dad.
A cannibal father was teaching his son how to hunt when they found a beautiful naked woman with big boobs caught in one of their traps. The son said “Look at this beautiful woman! Let’s kill her and eat her!” But the dad said “No, let’s take her home and eat your mother!”
I laughed and told her I thought they should eat the young woman instead as she’d be tastier than the mum and asked if she thought little girls would be delicious too. She told me she was sure they were and that it was too bad she wasn’t allowed to find out. I wondered if she might be one of the people on the cannibal sites and was going to ask her but thought I’d better not.
We kept the joke going as she showed me around the kitchen and she pointed out that the ovens were big enough to cook someone my size in. I got that same funny feeling as I looked at all the equipment and imagined myself being cooked in there, maybe for a fancy dinner for Daddy and his team or when an important guest was coming over.
Afterwards she got some ice-cream out the freezer and we sat and ate it together then she told me she had more work to do so I went back up to the apartment and face-timed Jessie to tell her all about the kitchen. She said we should ask Daddy to have us cooked in the LA hotel kitchen. I promised I would talk to him as soon as I could and told her I thought Mrs Webber would be on our side.
There’s not a lot to do here so I’m just going to watch movies now until it’s time for bed.
Tuesday 30th April 2019
Went to find Mrs Webber again this morning once the breakfast rush would be over. She was down in reception rather than in her office, taking to a girl called Hannah who is just six years old I think and whose mom works here. As I came over Mrs Webber told me she’d been telling Hannah about our conversation yesterday and asking if she thought we should add little girls as a special on the hotel menu. Hannah said it sounded fun and thought she might make a good roast chicken!
[Hannah Milbank, 2011-2023 was one of the girls used to demonstrate the public cooking-area methods to potential Sidney’s investors along with Rebecca and Gemma Carter from the UK – Ed]
When Hannah’s mom collected her I asked Mrs Webber if she knew there were sites where people talked about eating people, girls especially. She looked at me funny but then said yes, she had heard of them. I decided to show her the TikTok videos and she didn’t look very surprised so I think she had seen them before. I bet that’s why she was talking about cooking girls in the hotel kitchen yesterday! I asked if she wanted to see the one I wasn’t allowed to post and she said yes so I showed her the nude one. I was a bit nervous as I thought she might tell me off but instead she just smiled and said I looked delicious.
She asked if I meant it about wanting to be cooked and I said I did, Jessie too, and that I wanted to ask my Daddy about it. She said she had a meeting with him later and would bring it up with him then and that I should be ready to talk about it with him this afternoon. He hadn’t been in the apartment when I went to sleep last night and he was not there when I woke up but I had seen some of his stuff around so knew he had to be in the hotel somewhere or in another office near by.
I went outside and called Jessie to tell her about my conversation with Mrs Webber and she was really excited. She thought the same as me that Daddy was far more likely to take us seriously if someone like Mrs Webber made our case first.
I went in the hotel’s indoor pool for a bit, with my suit on of course, then spent some time in the gym using one of the rowing machines. I want to try out for my school’s ice-hockey team in September and you have to have strong legs for that. Plus working out had to be good for my meat! After that, I went to find Hannah and asked if I could take her to watch the new Avengers movie in the hotel cinema.
I can watch new movies on the TV in the apartment but it’s more fun to watch it in the theatre and Hannah and I shared a big bucket of popcorn while we watched the movie. When we came out I saw a message on my phone from Mrs Webber from about half an hour ago saying she was just about to start her meeting with Daddy and I should expect for him to want to talk to me so I took Hannah back to her mum and went up to the apartment to wait.
After about an hour I got a call from Daddy asking me to come to Mrs Webber’s office. They were both in there sat at the big conference table and Mrs Webber pulled out the chair next to her and asked me to sit down. She put her arm around me waist like a cuddle and it felt very nice. She is pretty and has very big boobs so if the cannibals from the park caught her they could probably feed the whole village!
Daddy started by saying he thought he’d told me not to go looking at stuff like that any more. I said I was sorry but it didn’t give me nightmares, it made me feel good and the idea of being eaten was exciting, not scary. He asked if Jessie really felt the same way and I said yes and he asked to see the videos so I passed him my phone. He looked surprised as he watched them but didn’t get cross, even with the nude one. After he watched them he gave my phone back and asked if we were really serious. I said we were and he said in that case, he would do what he could to make it happen. I was so excited I actually climbed onto the table and crawled across it to hug him!
He told me he would get Martha to set up a team and that I could work directly with her for the campaign. He said he would talk to Jessie’s mom about the arrangements and to get the necessary permissions from her since we were going to have to do more videos and make adverts and stuff, probably go on TV to talk about it too.
After he sent me out, I called Jessie straight away from the corridor and she was just as excited as me. I promised I’d let her know when our first meeting with Martha would be then I went and ordered a big burger from the hotel restaurant, the one with two patties, cheese and crispy bacon like a Baconator from Wendy’s only not quite as good as theirs.
While I was eating I got a call from Martha saying Daddy had to stay at the hotel for a couple more days but she was going to come by in a car to collect me and take me back to the house so we could have our first meeting tomorrow once she had had a chance to talk to some people and get some things set up. I called Jessie and told her and she said her mum wasn’t home yet but she would tell her when she got in and we could set up a video link for the meeting, reminding me that Dallas was two hours ahead of LA.
I talked to Martha a lot in the car this time and showed her the videos and told her about the pictures we had made and promised to show them to her when we got in. She suggested I wait and bring them to the meeting. When I got up to my room I filmed another nude video letting people know they were going to be hearing a lot more from me in the coming months and that I was going to make our dream real then I went on the sites and uploaded both, pretending I had seen them on TikTok and managed to save them before they got taken down. I knew they were sure to get shared around a lot and that the people who said they wished we were naked in the other videos would be happy to see them!
It’s been a very busy few days and I’m tired so I’m going to get an early night. I can check for comments in the morning and get ready for my meeting with Martha.
Wednesday 1st May 2019
Worst news ever this morning! Woke up to three missed calls from Jessie from last night and a message saying to call her as soon as possible so I did and she said her mum got really made when Daddy talked to her about the campaign and said not only was she not allowed to join in but she didn’t want her hanging out with me any more as she thought I was a bad influence. We both cried a lot and promised to keep messaging each other and hope her mum changed her mind.
Martha could see I was sad at breakfast and asked what was wrong so I told her all about it and she hugged me like I always thought a mum would. Mrs Webber gives nice hugs too but they always feel different somehow, I don’t know how to describe it. She asked if I still wanted to go ahead without Jessie and I said yes, we should start with just me and hopefully when Jessie’s mum saw how well it was going, she would change her mind and let her join in. She asked if I would be okay if she got on with her work until our meeting and I promised her I would be.
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After talking to Martha I felt a little bit better so came back to my room and logged onto the cannibal sites to see what sort of responses my videos had got over night. There were a couple asking why kiddie porn was allowed on the site now and others asking where my parents were but most were very positive saying things like “That’s more like it!” or “Absolutely delicious!” On the second site I went to, there was one comment that really stood out for me. It was from a user called Texas_Cannibal_Queen and it said “Looking scrumptious, honey! Backing you all the way! L xxx” I knew Mrs Webber’s first name was LaVerne although I always call her Mrs Webber so I guessed this message must be from here which means I was right and she had seen most of my other videos before I showed them to her and explained why she’d been so comfortable with the conversation in the kitchen!
After that I went to the pool in the back yard which is smaller than the one in LA but still nice and swam without my suit as I knew that Daddy wasn’t home and that Martha would be busy. Besides, I had a feeing that the adverts I was going to make for the campaign would likely have me with nothing on, like those pictures I had made of me and Jessie based on the PETA posters so people needed to get used to seeing my naked butt!
After that I went and read the three stories about the girls in the Rockies again and the one about the rich peoples’ party then it was time for the meeting.
I had thought it was just going to be me and Martha but there were two other people there too, young interns I think, both about twenty years old. One was a young black man with glasses and perfect skin and fingernails, wearing a purple shirt and matching tie. He was sitting in the table at the meeting room off the living room with an open notepad in front of him and a tablet in his hands but way bigger than an iPad. The other was a woman with dark blonde hair wearing a light gray pant-suit like the ones Martha often wears and a simple collarless blouse underneath. She had a laptop in front of her and seemed poised to take notes. I thought her makeup was a bit too much and she should take some lessons from Martha who always looked very elegant and professional.
Martha greeted me and introduced the other two as Claude and Moira who were going to be part of my campaign team. She quickly let me know that she had explained to them that Jessie would not be involved for now and said that my Daddy had told her what I wanted but that she wanted me to explain it to her myself so I told her the whole story from the joke book to the sites and stories and the games me and Jessie had played up to telling Mrs Webber about it and asking her to speak to Daddy.
[Editor’s Note – At this point, Sidney attempts to record the conversation verbatim resulting in a lot of confusing and run-on sentences where it is not always possible to identify who is speaking. Fortunately, Martha St.Claire was a scrupulous record-keeper and a hard-copy of the meeting’s minutes, transcribed from an audio recording on Moira’s laptop, was retained among her personal papers which, like this diary, have only just come to light. We must remember that Sidney was only eight years old at the time this meeting took place and, articulate and intelligent as she clearly was, we cannot expect her to record such an event in the most helpfully readable fashion. We have therefore taken the decision to allow a professional author to synthesise the following account from Sidney’s own recollections and the transcript. All the dialogue is 100% accurate as reported and tone is suggested by Sidney’s own recollections but some artistic license has been taken. Sidney’s account in unedited form will be included with the unabridged release of the diary. To better blend with the rest of the entries, Sidney’s first-person perspective has been retained.]
“Thank you for that.” Martha smiled kindly. “That definitely matches the story I’ve been told. Now, before we go any further, I must ask if you are really and truly, absolutely sure about this?”
“Of course I am!” I replied confidently. “You could cook me right now if you wanted to!”
“Well sadly it’s not a matter of what we want!” Martha chuckled. “But that’s what we’re here to solve! Now of course, nobody is going to hold you to this, even if we’re successful. Right up until the last minute you will have the absolute right to change your mind and back out, okay?”
I nodded, feeling a little annoyed at the idea that I might change my mind but on the other hand being pleased that I would still have the freedom to choose. I thought about the girl in the party story and about how she had been told, once the contract was signed, there could be no backing out. Not that she had any thought of backing out either but I did feel a tiny bit sorry for her when I read that bit!
“Now,” Martha continued, “as I’m sure you know, eating human flesh is very much a taboo in nearly all cultures. Now I know you’ve done a little digging around online,” she raised an eyebrow at the two young interns, “goodness only knows why your father never thought to have a filter put in place like he does at the hotels but that’s by the by! I suppose he thought you were still too young to go looking for…” she hesitated. “Such things! But anyway, I know you have seen that there are people out there who have fantasies about this or even want to see it come true and we can definitely harness that but for the public in general, we’re going to have to tread very carefully. Claude here had some thoughts he’d like to share with you.”
I turned to the young man who had been sketching in his note-book as we talked, eager to hear what he had to say.
“Well, honey,” he smiled, “why do you think it is that your Daddy agreed to do this for you? Scrumptious as you are, do you think really, deep down, it’s because he wants to eat you?”
“Well, no.” I replied tentatively. “I guess not? I think it’s just because, well, because he loves me and wants to see me happy?”
“Bingo!” Claude grinned like the host on a game show when a contestant answers correctly. “Because he loves you he’ll do anything to see you happy, so for you to get your way with the public, we need to make them fall in love with you too, which should be easy enough, seeing as how you’re cute as a button!” I giggled at this but felt pleased.
“We have to be careful.” he continued. “If we go all-in with the cannibalism message we’re going to put people off. In fact, I think it’s best that we avoid that word all together. Far too many negative connotations. Equally, we don’t want them to forget what your campaign is all about so I’m thinking the best way to go is to have a series of cute ads with you showing off that sweet little body of yours, yes,” he chuckled, “we’ve all seen the videos!” I blushed a little, realising that they must have been pretty easy to find online once I told my Daddy and Mrs Webber about them. “And talking about how tasty you will be. You know?” he smiled, “like those ads with the potatoes excited to be turned into chips or the vegetables desperate to be part of your healthy diet?” I nodded happily. “I’m thinking, since you’re a Texas gal born and bred,” he grinned, “we should give you a farmer cowgirl look, something like this?”
He lifted his notebook so that I could see what he had been sketching. It was a picture of me in the nude sat on a gate with my hear in chunky braids wearing a cowboy had and boots and a kerchief round my neck.
“What do you think?” he asked, hopefully.
“Looks great!” I grinned. “I really love the idea! Try to get people to see me as a happy potential ingredient. I guess if this works,” I turned to Martha, “it will mean the law gets changed and other girls will be allowed to get eaten too if they want to be? What about boys or grown-ups?”
“Yes absolutely,” Martha nodded, “any changes in the law would apply universally which is another reason to be careful. If we call for a blanket legalisation of cannibalism, even if we’re not calling it that,” she lifted a placatory hand in Claude’s direction, “might be too much all at once so we’re going to focus for now very specifically on the rights of girls, and only girls, between the ages of eight, as you are now, and fourteen, to become meat. Keep it specific enough and people won’t be so afraid of it. In the future we can probably get it expanded out but,” she grinned, “that’s not going to be any concern of yours!”
“Hopefully not!” I giggled. “So how do we start?”
“I think some more videos like the ones you’ve been making.” Martha suggested. “But in the costume that Claude suggested. You might have to wear a bikini on the ones for social media to begin with.” she explained apologetically. “We’ve had our legal team looking into it and the law is slightly hazy when it comes to nudity. Now,” she explained, “it’s not illegal per se as long as you are not engaging in any sort of sexual activity, you know what the means, right?” I nodded. “Good. In fact, I have a list here of movies from the past fifteen years that feature full-frontal nudity of girls around your age, and of course there are books of art photography openly sold through mainstream sellers that have the same. Social media companies, however, are allowed to set their own rules and while many might allow, for example, a picture of a toddler in the bath, most tend to er on the side of caution when it comes to child nudity. I believe Moira has some ideas about that?”
“That’s right.” the young woman nodded a little stiffly and I realised that she had an English accent. “I think it will have to be a part of the campaign, to encourage social media companies and publishers to classify you, and others who seek to follow you, as animals for the purposes of your videos and animals, such as pigs, cows and chickens, do not typically wear clothes.” I giggled thinking about this. “Of course they will not want to open the flood-gates for any girls to start filming themselves prancing around in their birthday suits so there will have to be some kind of caveat that all such videos do relate in some way to the message of girls as meat.”
“Yeah, that makes sense.” I agreed. “But what about TV and billboards and stuff?”
“Much like the social media companies,” Moira explained, “they all have their own rules but, since we will be paying for the ad space, I’m sure we will be able to get them to come around far quicker than some others.”
“So, we’re thinking,” Claude took over again, “for your first photo-shoot we do two versions of every shot, one where you’re wearing a bikini and one where you’re not. I know, honey,” he dropped his shoulders, tilted his head and looked at me sympathetically, “it sounds like a lot of fuss and extra work but I’m sure it will only be these first couple of times then you will be able to show yourself off naked as a jaybird!” He gave an expansive and fabulous hand gesture concluding with jazz-hands that I couldn’t help but grin at. “How would you feel,” he made another quick sketch in his book, “if we went for something based on the Texas state flag? Kind of like this?” He turned the book around again and showed me his bikini top design with thick red and white stripes on the right cup and a blue background with a white star on the left cup.
“Looks good!” I smiled, always proud to be a Texas gal. “What about the bottoms?”
“I’ll work on those!” He assured me rather conspiratorially. “If we’re not careful, they can end up looking more suggestive than if you were wearing none at all so I’ll have to give it some careful thought!” I giggled and agreed, hoping that the nothing at all option would be the one I was able to go with most often.
“Now, about what we were discussing earlier,” Martha spoke again, “about your motivation. We need to give you a nice, simple origin story for the public to embrace and I recommend that we focus on the joke book. Do you still have it?” I nodded to say that I did. “Good!” She smiled. “I don’t think it would serve our purpose well at this stage to mention the websites or stories. Let’s just keep it simple and fun. You read the joke book and it put the idea in your head. We should also say you thought about it for months before going to your Daddy.” She explained. “I know what a smart and sensible girl you are but you have to remember that the public don’t know you at all and if they find out that we were already at this stage not even a week after you first had the idea, they’d assume you were either being dangerously impulsive or that you’d been threatened into it. So the official story, for when you’re asked in interviews, is that you first read the book right back at the start of the New Year, okay? In early January. And since Mrs Thornton has said that Jessie is not allowed to be involved, for the time being at least,” I felt another pang of sadness when she said this, “I think it best that we say you simply found it in your Daddy’s library. Goodness knows it’s so huge there could well be a copy of it or something very like it in there anyway. Okay?”
“Yes, okay.” I agreed, unable to shake the feeling that I was betraying my friend.
“Good.” Martha smiled. “Well, that’s about all for now, leave everything with us and we’ll get a press-release sorted out. I’ll try to set up a photo-shoot for before you go back to school and we’ll go from there. In the mean-time,” she smiled, “please don’t post any more videos or discuss this with anyone who doesn’t already know. What we’re doing here is essentially creating a brand that you are going to be the face of so we need to make sure, going forward, that every single public statement from you is on-brand, okay? I know it’s going to be hard work,” she smiled in that kind way she has, “but I hope you’re going to think it’s worth it to get your dream?”
Impulsively, I ran over and gave her a hug, then Claude and Moira although Claude seemed to be a far more natural and willing hugger than Moira who went kinda still but at least she didn’t push me away. This was it. It was official! I was going to do my darnedest to become the world’s first real, legal meat-girl!
[Editor’s note – Sidney’s own account resumes in its unedited form from here. Where this technique has been employed later in the text, it will always be identified.]
I went back to my room and thought about everything they had said in the meeting. Martha had said not to post any more videos but she didn’t say I had to take down the ones that were already there so I went onto TikTok first to see loads of comments and quite a few reaction videos of girls agreeing with us, and a few calling me a stupid dumb blonde and other rude names but that’s normal for the internet. I watched the videos other girls had posted, lots of them in bikinis too, and it made me feel happy that Jessie and I were not the only ones who felt this way and I was pleased that my campaign was going to help everyone.
Then I went on the cannibal sites to see if there were any more comments and there seemed to be lots. I wanted to reply to them and say thank you but I remembered what Martha said about having to be on-brand so I hoped once things started I might be able to have an official account for these sites. If they were really strict about users having to be over 18 it could always be Martha or maybe Claude but I hoped they would let me under the circumstances.
I was afraid Jessie’s mom would hear if I called her so I sent her a message telling her how the meeting went and promising to show her the photographs when they got done. She didn’t reply for ages and I was just about to send another message when she sent me a thumbs-up then said she’d look out for them. It didn’t really sound like her and I badly wanted to take to her but didn’t want to make more trouble between her and her mum.
Since I was going to be showing off my body a lot I thought I’d better keep it in good shape so I ordered a rowing machine and a running machine for here and a small set of weights on my Daddy’s account. I guess I will have to get a personal trainer or something too and start following a special diet but I know Martha will sort all that out. There last season of Game of Thrones has finished so I’m going to binge-watch that tonight before bed. I know I’m supposed to be too young for it and some of it is a bit boring but I love the dragons and the action and magic.
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[Editor’s Note – The next four days of entries do not contain any relevant material other than the gym equipment she ordered arriving and being set up in one of the guest bedrooms so have been omitted here.]
Monday 6th May 2019
Today is my first photo-shoot! Martha told me last night after just before I went to bed and I’ve been thinking about it all night. I had a hard time getting to sleep, it felt like Christmas Eve, but I didn’t want to look tired in the photos so I did in the end. I had set an alarm but Martha came to wake me up anyway and said I shouldn’t have a big breakfast as I didn’t want to be bloated. She said we were going to shoot in a real barn on a property owned by Daddy’s company.
When I came out of the shower there was a lady waiting for me with Martha who said she was going to do my hair and makeup. I was only wearing my robe and Martha gave me a bottle of juice with protein mixed in like athletes have which she said was my breakfast so I sat and drank it while the lady dried and straightened my hair, although it is pretty straight anyway, then put it in braids like in Claude’s picture and tidied up the ends with scissors so they looked nice and neat.
She was just about to start my makeup when Claude came in to show me the bikini but he said I shouldn’t put it on yet as it was best to do the nude pictures first so I wouldn’t have any pressure lines. He told me those are the red marks on your skin from tight elastic which is why models who are going to pose nude take their underwear off at least an hour before. Martha said it was lucky it wasn’t Summer yet so I probably wouldn’t have any tan-lines. I remember on holiday in France last year I got nice and brown but under my bikini stayed really pale and looked funny. That wouldn’t be good for pictures like this so if I sunbathe this year I’ll have to make sure I do it in the nude. I know there are beaches where that’s allowed. I bet Mrs Webber would take me if Daddy and Martha are too shy!
The bikini top is like he showed me and the bottom had the blue with the star on the front and the red and white stripes across the bottom. It is not as skimpy as I thought it might be but I guess that’s how it’s meant to be as somewhere that would not want to print a picture of me naked might not want to print a picture of me in a bikini that looked too grown-up either. It’s something I could easily wear to a pool-party or the water park. The lady did my makeup and said she would put some powder on my body at the barn so my skin won’t be too shiny. Martha gave me a new robe to put on. It’s white and very soft. I changed in front of everyone since they’re all going to be seeing me at the shoot anyway. They have all gone away now and I am on my own in my room waiting for Martha to tell me it is time to go. I will write more after.
Monday 6th May 2019 – Later
That was so much fun! Just before it was time to go, Martha brought me the brown cowboy boots and some thick socks to put on under them and showed me the hat and scarf. The scarf is red with a white pattern that is the letter S over and over and the hat is like a cowboy hat made of straw. I put the boots on and went with her out to the car. It felt funny to go on a car journey with nothing on under my robe but Martha and I chatted and it started to feel normal.
The farm was not too far outside the city. It looked pretty industrial but Martha said that was a barn at the back where they film adverts so we drove to there. Somehow I had just expected Martha the makeup lady and maybe Claude with a camera but there was a whole crew there. I was pleased and surprised to see Mrs Webber there too. She gave me a hug when I got out the car and said she had taken a couple of hours off from the hotel so she could be there to support me. Claude and the makeup lady were there but I didn’t see Moira or anyone else I recognised. It felt weird knowing that I was going to be naked in front of these people but then I remembered I had put nude videos on the internet where thousands of people would see them and if this campaign went well then I’d be seen by millions so why did it matter if there were a few more people than I expected in the room with me.
Martha said first we were going to do photos then record some short videos then I’d have to do them all again with the bikini on. Martha said it was time to take the robe off so I did and Mrs Webber wolf-whistled at me and called me scrumptious. Claude said I looked “just darling” and Martha said everyone who saw me would definitely want to eat me. The makeup lady puffed some powder all over me and put a bit of pink eye-shadow on my nipples to make them stand out more then said I was ready. Martha tied the scarf for me and I put on the hat.
I did pictures standing in different poses, some showing the front of my body and some showing off my rump. My favourite was having one hand on my hip and pushing up the brim of my hat with one finger from my other hand. Then I did some sitting on bales of hay or laying down on them. Martha gave me a bright green cloth to lay on so the straw wouldn’t leave marks on my skin and said the colour meant they could remove it easily later digitally.
Then when all the photos were done I recorded some videos like the ones I had made on my phone, asking people in they thought I looked tasty and directing them to the website Martha promised me would be up and running by the time the videos were released and telling people about the hash-tag for social media. In one I said told people girls were just the same as any other farm animal and by not eating us, they were missing out and in another one I wiggled my rump at the camera and asked people if they wanted it for their dinner. It was lots of fun and I really forgot I was naked until Claude told me to put the bikini on. With the boots and hat and scarf and the hair that is nothing like how I normally have it, it just felt like a costume, like I was dressed up as a naked girl.
It had to take the boots off to put the bikini bottoms on but they fit quite nicely and still showed off my rump well. I was about to put the top on when Martha said I should do a set without it so in the end I did all the photos and videos three times. It was starting to get boring by the end and I was tired but I managed to keep smiling and Martha said I did very well. Mrs Webber gave me another hug and said because the nude ones were done first while I was still fresh and full of energy they would be the best so hopefully people would agree to run them.
I asked Martha on the way home if I could have copies to show Jessie but she said they wouldn’t be ready until tomorrow because they needed to be professionally edited first although she promised I she would give them to me when they were done.
Martha showed me the website when we got back. It is called eatsidneyroebuck.com and had a place where people can sign to give their support as well as a blog where we can update people about how the campaign is going. She said it just needs the photos and it will be ready to launch. She promised that they will use the nude photos or the proper ones as she called them for the site even if we have to use the bikini ones in adverts. She showed me the press release that is going to go out at the same time as the site goes live explaining who I am and what my campaign is about. She said lots of people will probably want to interview me when they see it but she will make sure I know what to say and arrange them so I don’t have to skip school too much.
She said once the campaign gets going it will needs its own office and she is looking for places down town where we can set up, hopefully not too far from my school or Daddy’s hotel. She said she was sorry there was still so much that needed to be done but I was surprised how much she had been able to set up in just a few days!
I have come up to my room to get changed into normal clothes. I asked Martha if I should leave my hair in the braids but she said I should only wear it like that when I’m “in character” so it will work as a sort of disguise and people won’t recognise me when I’m just out and about, like Daddy at Magic Mountain. She is going to take me to the theatre this afternoon then out for dinner to celebrate the first photo-shoot.
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Tuesday 7th May 2019
Had a lovely time with Martha yesterday afternoon. I have never had a mom so don’t exactly miss it but when I hang out with Martha I think that is what having a mom must feel like. Mrs Webber is very nice too and I think might be about the same age as Martha but she acts more like a friend or a big sister.
The show was great and the dinner was delicious. It was not a fancy place like the ones Daddy takes me to but it wasn’t like McDonalds or Wendy’s either. I think all restaurants should be like that where people can enjoy good, tasty food without having to be rich. I think if I planned on growing up and not getting eaten I might want to open a restaurant like that. Perhaps I can ask Daddy to open a restaurant where they serve girls like me. I wonder if enough girls would want that to make it work? Maybe girl-meat could be a special on the menu like Mrs Webber was joking? Still, we have to win the campaign first!
I was having a go on the rowing machine in the nude this morning when Martha came in. She said she was sorry and should have knocked but I said it was fine as she had already seen me at the photo-shoot anyway. She said that was why she had come and she wanted to show me the pictures. She said I could send them to Jessie if I wanted but not to anyone else and I had to tell Jessie not to share them. She said the posters were being made and would go to print on Friday. She said by Monday my pictures would be everywhere!
She gave me a thumb drive with the pictures on and I looked through them. I do look very cute in that outfit! I liked the nude ones best. The bikini made me look like a stripper, especially when I was only wearing the bottom half. I want to look like tasty meat, not like I’m supposed to be jumping out of someone’s birthday cake! I messaged Jessie and asked if I could send them and she said yes so I sent her the ones I liked best. She messaged back and said they made her want to eat me up and she couldn’t wait until her mum said she could take pictures like that too!
I went on the sites afterwards to see if there were any more comments and someone had commented on my nude videos asking where my sister had gone and if someone had eaten her up already! I was confused but then I remembered how alike Jessie and I look. We are about the same size and have the same shape face and our hair is the same colour except hers is curly. It is easy to see why people who don’t know us might have thought we were sisters. I wonder if people think that when we go out together?
I went for a swim after that. I will never wear my suit at home now unless we have guests over. I don’t want to be rude! Then I got dressed and went to find Martha to ask her about the website and the hunt for an office. She showed me the site with the pictures on now and said it will go live on Friday with the rest of the campaign. That is also when she will put the videos out. She said she and Daddy are going to look at some office spaces down town this afternoon and will tell me if they find something good.
Wednesday 8th May 2019
Daddy called me really excited yesterday afternoon and said they had a great office they want me to go see. He sent a car to pick me up and we drove down town to a part I sometimes walk to after school so I know it is not too far away from there. You can also see the top floors of Daddy’s hotel from there although it is a few blocks away. I thought we would go to an office building but instead the car stopped in front of an empty shop with white paint on the inside of the big front windows and Daddy and Martha came out to meet me, both looking really happy and excited like little kids on Christmas morning.
I said I thought they were looking for an office and Martha said they meant a campaign office like when someone is running for Mayor or for Congress. She said it was good to be a place where people would walk by and look in as the windows were free advertising and it would keep reminding people about my campaign. They took me inside to show me round.
It’s quite empty at the moment but as they described the plans I could picture it. They said they will put up boards to block off the front bit which is where most of the team will work sending out mail-drops, managing the social media, responding to enquiries and that sort of thing and it will be a place I can give press-conferences then behind the boards will be a more private area where Martha will work and she says I can hang out there too and maybe other people like Claude can have a desk there so it will sort of be in the same room as the main office but not as public.
At the back are two toilets and a cupboard for cleaning stuff and also a sink and counter where we can put a microwave and coffee machine. I said we should put one in the front too and a soda fridge and a couple of water-coolers. Martha said that was a nice idea. In one corner, off to the side of the bit they’re going to block off is a room that used to be the manager’s office and where they kept the cash safe when it was a shop. It has windows into the main area but with office blinds and you can lock the door. There is a small bathroom at the back of it that has its own shower too! Martha said this will be my office. (The whole office, not just the bathroom!)
I ask shouldn’t it be hers but she said it was my campaign and she was just there to help. She said I can kit it out however I want and it would be a good place to have meetings with people if I wanted to! It seems funny to think about me having meetings but I guess if I am going to be a celebrity then that’s something that will happen! I love how much effort everyone is putting into making my dream come true! The only thing that would make it better is if Jessie’s mom would come around already and let me share it all with her. I’m sure she will in the end.
I asked Daddy if he was going to lease the shop and he said it was easier to buy the whole block and rent the other units back to the people currently using them. That way we can make whatever changes we want. I asked what about after and he said the campaign is probably going to take a few years so not to worry. The realtor who was there said its already wired for fibre-optic broadband so that will be good. Daddy and Martha said it should be ready to move into by the end of the month at the latest so I should start thinking about what I want in my room!
Thursday 9th May
Major problem this morning! Someone at the printer called Martha and said I looked a lot like Wendy the mascot and asked if it was supposed to be a parody so Martha got worried and had the legal team look into it. They said I looked different enough that we would likely win a lawsuit but it would not be good publicity if it happened. They said my campaign was going to be very controversial at first, that means people are going to argue about it a lot, so it’s likely other brands will not want to risk being accidentally associated with me.
Martha told me we weren’t going to be able to use the pictures we had already and I asked what we were going to do. She said not to worry and she would sort something out. I am worried because they are due to be printing everything tomorrow! Martha put Claude in charge of working something out and took me down town to look at the office again. Daddy’s people move fast and Martha already had the key by what Daddy calls close of play yesterday although there is still some paperwork that needs to be done. It was nice being able to just walk around and imagine what it will look like when it’s full. Martha and I sat on the floor in my room and we looked at office furniture on her phone. I ordered a desk and a book made of brown wood and metal and a red leather sofa and two big black chairs like the ones on Shark Tank. Martha said it would be okay so I ordered a rowing machine, treadmill and spinning bike too and Martha said we should have some cupboards so ordered a big metal one and a filing cabinet in black. She said when she orders the computers for the rest of the office she will order me a good one too but she would be doing a bulk order for those. I can’t believe I’m going to have my own office!
After that we went to Wendy’s for lunch and I had my favourite double Baconator burger and a strawberry Frostie. While were were there Claude rang and said he had found a solution and was having the costume flown from Nashville and it would be here in four hours so we could do another shoot. I asked if we were going back to the farm but Martha said we should do it in one of the conference rooms of the hotel and use a green screen so we could control the light better. Claude said he wanted the costume to be a surprise and that the hair and makeup people would be at the hotel to meet us.
Martha said there was a lot of work to do so we went to the hotel and I came up to the apartment while she gets everything ready. I might go use the gym and have a swim before she comes to get me or see if Mrs Webber is about. Can’t wait to see what my new costume will be like! I hope is is as cute as the other one!
Friday 10th May 2019
I was going to write more last night but was too tired. Mrs Webber was busy helping the photographers turn one of the conference rooms into a studio so I went swimming then came back up to the apartment and had a shower and washed my hair then lay on the bed with nothing on and watched TV until Martha came up with the hair and makeup team. She looked very happy and was carrying two white boxes which she put on the bed.
The boxes had a logo on them from a company in Nashville. One was round like a drum and the other like a big shoe box. She opened the shoe box first to show me and took out a pair of pink leather cowboy boots with silver decorations on them and some rhinestones that made them sparkle. I have never been a very pink girl but I thought they looked cute, like something Barbie would wear. Then she opened the round box and showed me a pink leather Stetson that matched the boots. You could tell from the smell that they were real leather and probably very expensive. She put them back in their boxes and told me to let the hair and makeup team do their work. I sat watching music videos on the TV while they worked on my face and hair with curling longs and lots of spray. The lady doing my makeup was the same as before but this time someone else was doing my hair. Like before she put a bit of makeup on my nipples to make them stand out more but instead of using powder to stop me being shiny this time time she got me to stand in the bathroom and sprayed me all over with a very thin oil and water mix then rubbed it in to make my skin glow a bit like polished wood. She said it was the same thing bodybuilders and adult nude models did.
I came back out and Martha helped me put on the boots, holding her hand so I would not have to sit on the bed, then I put on the hat and finally I was allowed to look in the mirror. I was very surprised. I would never have recognised myself! Martha had said that the plaits would be a sort of disguise but this was even better. I bet I could stand right next to one of the posters of me like this looking like I normally do and nobody would know it was me! Martha said I looked even more delicious than before and she was sure people were going to love my pictures. Martha gave me a robe to put on and we went down in the private lift that only people with a key can use. The hair and makeup ladies came too in case they needed to do touch-ups. There was nobody in the corridor outside the conference room and when we went in Claude was there but not Moira this time and so was Mrs Webber and the same team of photographers and their assistants from before.
Along one wall was a big green screen that covered the floor too like the ones they film action scenes in front of for movies like Star Wars and there was a big green block too like a sofa with no back. I said I was a bit sad as I liked the barn but Claude said this was really better as they could put me in any place or just have me against a blank background so the photos could be used for lots of different things. He showed me a bikini the same pink as the hat with silver beads on it and I asked if I really had to wear it and told him what I thought about the pictures in the Texas flag bikini. He and Martha said I had to at least get the photos taken in it but they wouldn’t use them if they didn’t have to.
I took my robe off and Claude clapped and put his hands over his mouth in delight then Mrs Webber started fussing over me and said some of the oil was smudged and rubbed it it into my belly and rump. She said I looked delicious and I said well the Cannibal Queen would know and she winked at me so I am sure the message under my video was from her! Martha looked a bit cross and said we needed to get on so I stood in front of the screen and did all the same poses I did before. Being indoors with all those lights made it a lot hotter than the barn had been but Martha promised I was doing great.
When we had done all the pictures and recorded versions of the little video clips we did last time, the ladies touched up my makeup a bit and put more spray in my hair and fluffed it up then I put the bikini bottoms on and we shot everything again then again with the top as well.
When we were done, Martha said she and Claude had to go back to the office to make sure the photos got edited in time to send them to the printers for tomorrow (today) and said I should got back to the apartment to shower and change then she would send a car for me. It was quite late so Mrs Webber said she would make sure I got dinner too. Martha made me promise I would put the hat and boots back in their boxes when I got upstairs then she and Claude left and the team started taking down the studio setup.
I thought Mrs Webber would stay to help them but instead she said she should come back up with me to make sure I got back to the apartment safely. I put the robe on over the bikini and we rode the lift together. I told her all about the new campaign office and she said she couldn’t wait to see it and she was excited for my website to go live. When we got to the apartment she said she should come in in case I needed any help getting the oil off and getting the spray out of my hair. I sat on the bed in my robe and she helped me take the boots off and we put them and the hat away like I had promised Martha then I went to take a shower and she came to the bathroom with me. She stood back a little bit so she didn’t get wet but helped me soap my back and rump where I couldn’t reach myself and helped me wash my hair. When I came out I felt more like me again and put on my jeans and a Stars jersey. Mrs Webber took me down to the hotel restaurant and got me ham and eggs with French fries and a chocolate brownie sundae to follow. When I was done I messaged Martha to say I was ready and she sent a car to pick me up. Mrs Webber waited outside with me to make sure I got in safely and Martha was there to meet me at the house.
Today Martha gave me the new pictures and I sent them to Jessie who said it looked like I was trying to copy her by having my hair curly. I said that was just what the lady had done, then she said I looked like Dolly Parton but without the boobs. I wonder when mine will start to grow? Mrs Webbers are very big but I don’t think my mom’s were. It would be fun to have little ones at least before I get eaten. I guess that will depend how long the campaign takes? Martha said the printers got all the new pictures signed off and the website has been updated but she decided to wait to put the press release out until Monday just in case there are any more issues over the weekend.
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Monday 13th May 2019
The website went live this morning and my team started posting using the hashtag #eatme trying to get other girls to use it too. All the pictures on the website are of me in the nude and Martha said those are the ones that will be going on billboards and other posters but some of the adverts in magazines will have to use the bikini shots for now. Luckily nobody wants to use the ones with just the bottoms as I really don’t like those.
Martha said already there are lots of people who want to interview me. She is getting more hats and boots in different colours couriered in overnight and she said not to respond to any messages I get until she has done some practice with me. She said the best thing to do will be to announce a press-conference for the end of the week and give everyone a chance to get excited about it then we can take interview requests. She said I might see people saying bad stuff about me too and not to get upset.
I messaged Jessie and asked if she had seen the website and she said she had but her mom had come in while she was looking at it and got made at her and said if she caught her looking at it again she would take her computer away so we will have to be careful. It makes me really sad that her mom is not being more understanding. She still works for Daddy so I might try to talk to her next time we are in LA or if she comes here.
Martha ordered all the furniture and tech for the campaign office over the weekend and people are coming to start fitting it today. She said it should be finished by Wednesday and we should be able to have the press conference there on Friday. I can’t wait to see!
Earlier on she asked me to write my name how I would if I was signing a birthday card and I did with a heat as the dot on the i and she said the marketing team are going to turn it into a logo like Walt Disney’s name and I will have to learn how it write it like that for when I sign autographs. With the different look and now a partly made-up signature it really feels like the Sidney who will front the campaign is just a character I will be playing and we just happen to have the same name. Good job my mom was an actress. I hope I have inherited some of her skills even though I didn’t know her. Martha said a voice coach is coming to see me this afternoon as they think I need to sound more Texan. She said I am going to spend a few hours with her every day this week so by Friday I will be able to speak that way naturally but she said I have to keep practising. I know my Daddy’s accent gets a lot stronger when he talks to the news or in front of cameras so I guess this is the same.
I went on the cannibal sites to see if people were talking about my website and it seemed to be the number one topic which is cool with lots of people saying I looked yummy but asking which girl from the old videos I was. I had a general look online although I’d promised Martha I wouldn’t comment on anything. A lot of people seemed to be quite shocked and lots through it was some kind of joke or fake to make some sort of political point – Satire they call that. But there were a lot of people who seemed to be supportive saying that if it was what I wanted then why not and saying I looked yummy. It feels weird to suddenly be so famous!
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2026/04/07
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Tuesday 13th May
I am so tired! The vocal coach came again today. Yesterday she had me watch some movie clips to hear the way the women talked. She said it was not just about the accent but about the words and phrases too like calling people honey or sugar like Mrs Webber does and saying bless your heart when someone says something dumb. When we had watched some clips she gave me some pieces of script to read from clips we hadn’t seen yet and asked me to read them out loud. She said I wasn’t bad but needed to relax more so it would sound like that is how I really talk and not putting on a funny voice. Then we watched the clips with people who speak that way all the time reading out the same pieces of script then I had to do it again and she left me the scripts and the clips to practice with.
This morning I asked Martha if I could go with her to the campaign office to see how it is coming along but she said it was too busy and a bit dangerous while all the work is going on and that I should wait to see it when it’s finished. She told me to read the joke book again and memorise some of my favourites so I could tell them in interviews. She also sent me some links to look at online so I could learn some what she called Talking Points, like how the Earth’s population is in danger of getting too large for the planet to support and how much environmental damage is done by farming animals for meat on a large scale. She said it will be another way my campaign makes my case to say that eating girls would be good for the planet. She said she is going to reach out to environmental charities to try to get their support once the campaign is more established and the public have got to know me.
I asked if I could talk about cases like the girl in Jamestown to show that cannibalism is not that really that unusual and she said I could but to be careful and not use any examples of criminals like Albert Fish. Promised I would discuss any examples I found with her before talking about them in public.
I tried to call Jessie after lunch but she didn’t answer. I think she is still off school for the rest of this week too like I am but maybe she is at camp or something or somewhere where she can’t use her phone.
I went for a swim without my suit after lunch and Martha came out to the pool with a man and a woman who she said were going to help me get in perfect shape to be the best meat. They said that it was good I was already nude so they could see me properly. I know I did the photo-shoots in the nude too but this felt like the first time people were really looking at my body as meat and I felt like the girl in the story when the mayor and his brother come over to see how much they will pay for her. It made me feel the nice kind of funny again like when I first read the stories.
The man said is Austin and he is a veterinary nutritionist who specialises in farm animals. The woman’s name is Daisy and she is a personal trainer. They asked if they could touch me and I said of course they could and they felt my belly and arms and thighs and rump and talked to each other like I wasn’t there and Austin talked about me as if I was a young pig which felt very exciting. I told them about the exercise equipment and they were pleased. Daisy said I should try to build some muscle too so I told her about the dumbbells and she said that was good but she would work out a regime for me. She said the rowing machine was very good for my legs but I should do push-ups for my arms, chest and belly too.
Austin said I could carry on eating what I liked but said to get a lot of meat and grains in my diet but not to neglect vegetables and fruit either. He said I am a good shape now but if I start getting taller I might get thinner so to make sure I keep eating a lot. Martha laughed and said that wouldn’t be a problem for me. He said just not too much fat or empty calories, just stuff that is good to build muscle mass. Daisy reminded him I have to stay pretty for the cameras too and he said he wasn’t telling me to bulk up massively just not to get too thin. He said he will draw up a list of good things for me to eat and how much I should be eating each day and when and he will work together with Daisy to make sure it works along with the exercise routine she creates. They both said swimming was very good and I should keep doing it a lot so I think I will try to swim every morning, before school once I go back.
Then the voice coach came again and got me to do the exercises from before then we watched a half hour episode of a TV show where everyone speaks with that accent. She said I should watch it a lot so I get used to it then she gave me a new script I’d not seen before and got me to read it in my Texas accent. She corrected some little things I was pronouncing wrong then said I should try to talk to everyone in that voice tonight and tomorrow so it starts feeling normal and when she comes tomorrow she doesn’t want to hear my normal voice.
The website already has over 8000 people saying they support me. I bet if a petition was all I needed to win my campaign I could do it easily! Lots of them are leaving comments. It does look like some people still think it is a joke but hopefully they will know for sure after Friday. There were some other people asking if they could donate or help with the campaign in other ways and even some girls asking if they could be in it too. Martha said she will talk to the team about setting up a donations page if people want since it should be the same rules as any political campaign and also said she would put a form for people who wanted to volunteer as we were sure to need envelope stuffers, people to answer phones and that sort of thing. I know Daddy has more than enough money to cover everything but if people want to help then it would be nice to let them. I asked what she thought about the girls who wanted to join in and she maybe in the Summer would could have a big event like a picnic or something in the grounds of either the Dallas or LA house or maybe both. We have penthouse apartments in every city thanks to Daddy’s hotels and an extra one in New York but both our proper houses have big lawns like the White House and would be great for a picnic with hundreds of girls. She said if everyone there was naked and saying they wanted to be meat then it would show how much support I had from the people the change in law would effect. She also said she wanted to push the hash-tag and get girls all over the world using it.
Saw Daddy for the first time in days and he is very happy with how everything is going and said my mom would have been very proud of me. He wanted to show me a picture he found of her going to a party wearing a pink hat and boots like the ones I wore for the pictures. She had other clothes on too of course – a short pink skirt and a white bedazzled Denim jacket over a white crop top but it was fun to see her dressed a bit like me. I told him what Austin and Daisy had said and he said they were both top in their fields so I should definitely listen to them. He thought my Texas accent was so cute and to help me he talked in the voice he uses for the press. Martha thought it was funny and said we were a perfect Southern Belle and Gentleman!
After dinner I did more working out on the machines while I watched more of the show the voice coach said I should watch. I tried to do some push-ups but wasn’t very good so will ask for help with that. It has been a very full and busy day but I want everything to be the best it can for Friday!
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2026/04/07
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Wednesday 14th May
Got up early this morning for a swim then had breakfast with Daddy. I told him how me and Jessie had played that the bacon was her and the sausages were me. He said Sidney bacon and sausages would be better than any pork and that made me happy. We talked in our strong Texas accents all through breakfast and he said I should come to the hotel with him and do it for Mrs Webber. Martha promised yesterday that if I stay out of the way today I will be able to see the campaign office tomorrow so I said it was a good idea and asked if I could use the hotel gym while I was there. He said of course as long as it was not too busy.
Hannah was at the hotel again and showed me her new game on her tablet and let me have a go then her mum said there was an empty room she could watch cartoons in so I went to the gym while Daddy had his meeting with Mrs Webber then Mrs Webber came and found me in the gym and said Daddy had another meeting with some important men. She made a face when she said this like she thinks no men are really important but I guess she was joking as I know she has a husband so I guess she likes some men. I met him a couple of times. He seems nice. He is a teacher at a public junior high school.
I wonder what people at my school will think about my campaign? Maybe they won’t realise it’s me. I use my mom’s last name Mansfield at school, Daddy says it is a security thing, and because everyone’s parents there are either super-rich or famous or in the government nobody talks about their families very much. I guess they will work it out eventually but the site has been live for nearly three days now and nobody has called or messaged me about it yet. Martha said they had to get some legal stuff signed off but the posters are going to go up everywhere tomorrow and she promised they are using the nude ones as she thinks they get the message across clearest.
I talked to Mrs Webber in my Texas accent and she said I sounded super cute then she said because I have blonde hair we should use the tune the Yellow Rose of Texas as my theme tune! She played me a piano version on her phone. I thought was sounded like a great idea and grabbed my phone to tell Martha and she loved it too and promised we can use it on Friday. She said it sounded patriotic and will make people associate me with old fashioned traditional values, like eating girls was something people did in the good old days that we ought to go back to.
Mrs Webber said the conference room was set up for some big event this evening for a local company but nobody would be arriving for hours yet so if I wanted to practice talking in front of an audience and answering questions for Friday she could get some of the staff who weren’t too busy to sit in. She said to give her an hour so I went for a swim (with my suit on this time since the hotel is open to the public and there is a dress code!)
When I went to the conference room there were about fifteen people in there sat in the front rows in front of the stage and podium where I should stand. There was Mrs Webber and some of the cleaners and some of the kitchen workers and a few other people. I asked if she was going to introduce me and she said I was forgetting something. I was a bit confused as I didn’t have notes prepared to anything and I told her this but she said no, I shouldn’t be wearing clothes if this was meant to be practice for Friday! I hadn’t thought of that but realised she was right so got naked and she said that was much better then she went up on stage and introduced me as the tastiest piglet in Texas and the girl who was going to change the world and they all clapped for me. She gave me thumbs up with both hands and smiled her big smile for me when she sat down.
The podium is meant for adults and I felt silly trying to see over it so I stood in front of it instead. I gave a little speech introducing myself in my Texas accent of course and saying what my campaign was about. I told them I really wanted to be eaten and that I believed every girl who also wanted that should have the right to choose. I went over some of the talking points Martha had given me about the dangers of over-population and the environmental impact of meat-farming then told a couple of my favourite cannibal jokes to make them laugh then made up some of my own.
What is the best pie filling?
Steak and Sidney!
What do Italian cannibals eat?
Sidney Carbonara!
Then I asked if they had any questions and one lady asked where I got the idea so I told her about the joke book but said that I had found it back in January like Martha said I should then another woman asked if I was worried it would hurt and I said it might but not much that is important or worth while can be achieved without a little pain and I definitely thought it was worth it then a man from the kitchen asked what I thought the tastiest part of my body would be so I said my rump of course and turned around and wiggled it at them. Then Mrs Webber thanked everyone for coming and they all gave me a round of applause. It was fun and helped me get an idea of what Friday might be like.
After everyone left she asked me if I thought my rump was really the best bit and I asked what she thought and she said my girl-parts would be the best and told me some people call it a fillet. I remembered reading that in the stories and told her and she said she would look for the stories. Then she said mine was nice and meaty and drew a heart around it with her finger-tip. I liked when she did that and it made me feel funny like the stories did. She is definitely Texas_Cannibal_Queen and I can tell she really does want to eat me and isn’t just being nice like I think Martha and Daddy are. She told me she did think my rump would be very good too and reached around and squeezed it then she kissed me on the forehead and told me she had to go check on Daddy and see if his meeting was done. I remembered the vocal coach would be coming to the house so asked her to get me a car to take me back.
The coach was very pleased with my progress and Martha arrived for the second half of our session and sat in. I told her about giving the speech at the hotel and she said that was very good practice and she was so proud of me for putting in the hard work. When the coach left Martha showed me a folder Austin and Daisy had made together with an exercise plan and diet and suggestions for meals and when I should have them. She said the posters would be put up over night and I should get to bed early tonight because in the morning bright and early she wanted to take me on a car ride around the city to see them and then to the campaign office.
Daddy is still at the hotel but Martha stayed for dinner and went to speak to the kitchen about what foods they should make for me and to arrange stuff to make the special smoothies Austin recommends. She came and sat by the pool while I swam without my suit on then she said I should go to bed. She came in to say goodnight and gave me a lovely hug just like I think a mom would and kissed me on the top of my head. That felt really nice but different from Mrs Webber. I should put some music on and try to get to sleep. Super excited for tomorrow!
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2026/04/08
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Thursday 15th May 2019
Today was the best day ever! Martha came and woke me up early and I thought we were going to have breakfast but she said not to and to just have one of Austin’s smoothies so I wouldn’t be too hungry then she said I should wear my campaign costume which means nothing the but boots and hat and some makeup. She had a box with her with white boots in like the pink ones and said the hat was in the car. I had a shower then she helped me use the curling tongs to put my hair in ringlets and put on my makeup. It didn’t look quite as good as when the professionals did it at the hotel but she said it was enough so I would look like the girl in the pictures.
It felt kinda funny walking out the front door with nothing no but embarrassing, just strange like I had forgotten my coat or something. Outside was a bit white stretch limo like people go to the Oscars in and along the side in big gold letters it had my name in swirly letters with the heart over the i like I write it. Martha said that was the campaign logo. The number plate is SDR-2010 – My initials and the year I was born but she said the team call it Meat Girl 1 like the President’s plane! The hood ornament is a gold S like in the logo.
Inside the seats were all red leather and there were little TVs and places for food and drinks. She said the windows were tinted so we could see out easily but people couldn’t see in if they were closed. She had some cushions I could sit on and against so my skin wouldn’t stick to the leather. The hat was in a box on the floor and she gave it to me once I got comfy and said I should put it on. The driver, a man I’d not met before, was in a white uniform with pink and gold trim and a gold S on the chest and on the front of his cap. Martha was dressed in one of her smart white suits.
She said we were going for a drive around the city first to see all the posters and told me the videos were live. She was looking after my phone for me since I have no pockets in this outfit unless I want to stick my phone up my butt so so gave it to me and asked me to film a video inside the car. I made the peace sign and said “Hi, Sidney here! Launch day is finally here! I want to see everyone’s selfies next to my posters and don’t forget to use the hashtag Eatme!” I blew a kiss then stopped filming and Martha said it was perfect. She said the campaign now has its own social media accounts that I will have access to but won’t be the only one posting. She said to be careful what I post or reply to other people and if I’m not sure to ask someone before I post. She said there would be a private chat I would be in that would always have a member of the team monitoring it round the clock so if something happened I wanted to post about or respond to I could get an answer quickly.
The first billboard was out of town on the main road into the city. It was massive and showed me from the waist up from the front on the right and a full view from the back on the left and in the middle it said “Want to make a dinner date with me?” Then it had the logo and the website and the hashtag. Martha asked if I liked it then asked why I was laughing and I told her my nipples on the picture are as big as my head is in real life and that it was the biggest ass I had ever seen! She laughed and said that meant there would be plenty of rump meat to go around!
In the city there were a lot more pictures. There were smaller billboards on the sides of buildings with just one picture. One was a full-front picture of me blowing a kiss and said “Girl meat is the best meat.” Another one was from behind and from the knees up and said “Anyone for rump roast?” Then the ones on the bus-shelters and in the electronic displays just had a full picture of me front or back with my name at the top and the website and hashtag underneath. The big ones with text had black backgrounds and these smaller ones had a pink and silver starburst pattern. Then we drove to the biggest one of all which was on a rotating billboard display that had me laying on me side and blowing a kiss at the camera and said along the top “Think I look delicious? Too bad...for now!” then all the contact information again underneath.
I told Martha they all looked amazing and she said that was not the best thing she had to show me and asked if I was getting hungry. I said I was as I did not have a proper breakfast yet and she said she knew somewhere where we could eat and told the driver to head there. He nodded and didn’t ask so I knew he knew where she meant. I thought we were going to go to a drive-thru or something or maybe to the hotel to show me off to the guests then go see the office but instead we drove there and pulled up outside where there was a red carpet waiting for me from the curb and more than twenty people were stood outside waiting to welcome me!
The driver got out first then opened my door for me and everyone started clapping and cheering as I got out. There were even some people walking by who stopped to see who was getting out the car as they guessed I must be someone famous and I heard someone telling the person with them that I was the girl from the posters and maybe now they could find out what they were all about!
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2026/04/08
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I couldn’t believe how it felt to have everyone’s attention on me like that! I felt like the biggest superstar in the world! I waved and blew kisses to everyone as I went in then they all followed me inside where a big breakfast buffet with bacon, sausages, three types of eggs, waffles, pancakes, fruit, yoghurt and croissants was set up. Once everyone was inside the carpet was rolled up and they locked the door so nobody would come in. Martha said she knew I would want to look around before eating so she and Claude gave me the tour.
It looked so different from when we had come before! The back area was sectioned off with a proper wall that went up about eight feet with a bit of space above before the ceiling. It was open in the middle with no door or anything to block it off which stopped it feeling unfriendly, just dividing the different areas. The gap was not really in the middle but a bit to the left and on the right wall which was painted very light, chalky pink like the real walls there were peg boards where people could put up letters or messages that got sent in. On the other side was a small stage a bit like the one set up at the front of the conference room in the hotel with with no podium, just an adjustable mike stand that branched out at the top so it could hold five mikes and three chairs at the back, more like thrones really, gold and fancy like in a French palace with dark pink velvet cushions that matched the carpet. The wall behind them which was basically square had the same silver starburst on a pink background pattern as some of the posters and the logo of my name across the top.
In front of the stage were sixteen chairs in four rows of four. These were also gold and pink but the frames were just like normal metal office chairs, not carved wood or maybe moulded fibreglass like the ones of the stage. Seemed pretty obvious this was a place for press conferences and it looked like the stage at least would always be there but maybe the chairs can be put away.
Behind this area was a wall with loads of TVs and some square tables I guess people could stand around for stuffing envelopes or maybe opening mail. On the other side there were ten desks set up to be shared by two people each, one on one side and one on the other sort of facing each other but at opposite ends. Each work station had a computer and a telephone and a nice big black office chairs The desks and tables had dark wood tops and were made from black metal. In the back corner by the fake wall on the side with the desks there were two vending machines, one for snacks and one for drinks which Martha said were set to dispense for free and a water-cooler. There was another water-cooler in the front corner on the side with the screens and tables and a free coffee machine on a table next to it with big stacks of pink paper cups with a big S on them and the website and hashtag around the bottom.
Copies of some of my posters were mounted high up on the walls and the picture of me laying down was in the window to the right of the door, made so whichever side you looked from it looked like the front so the same inside and outside, big to fit the whole window, and on the left side standing pictures of me, one front and one back, a little bit bigger than life-size making me look as tall as Daddy and the logo of my name in between. Of course that looks backwards from the inside but I guess there’s nothing they can do about that! Martha said they will update the pictures every four to six months so they always match how I look and my current age. I hope the campaign doesn’t take too many years! Martha said we should set my fourteenth birthday as an end goal but I don’t want to have to wait that long if I don’t have to! Getting eaten is the sort of thing you really want to just get on with once you’ve decided!!!
I was really excited to see the back room and Martha took me through. The carpet back there is the same colour and so are the walls. My own office now has my name in gold letters on the door and there are filing cabinets in a row under the window that have a counter-top across them that I guess people will put things on. There was another coffee machine on the counter next to the sink at the back but this one had white ceramic mugs next to it. Martha said people who work in the front will probably bring their own mugs too from home and sometimes we’ll make branded ones to give out but the paper cups are so any public who come in to see what its all about or talk to us can be given a drink too without needing to wash up.
Martha has a big L-shaped desk to herself and there is another one next to it for Claude and Moira to share. They all have their own computer and telephone of course and other normal desk bits. The toilets at the back have new labels on the doors that are the normal symbols but gold to match the general style.
Finally I got to see inside my own room that has a different carpet, red to match the sofa. All the furniture we ordered looks great and there was plenty of room for the exercise equipment! My desk has a computer and phone too and Martha said I can put anything else I like on it and I am should bring in or buy some books and toys and ornaments, stuff like that, to go on the shelves. Maybe some photos in frames too. There is a big plant next to the sofa and a small table then a cupboard that Martha showed me has shelves for hats and a rack for boots as well as places to put my clothes if I want to change into my campaign costume when I get here. Claude said he is putting together some outfits for me that match my public image so I don’t have to go naked if I don’t want to but will still look like the Sidney people know.
The little bathroom at the back is really nice and has been kitted out with everything I could need. It will be nice to be able to have a shower straight after exercising and there are shelves and cabinets in there for makeup and skin cream and other stuff. My office has its own water-cooler too and a fridge where I can keep whatever drinks and snacks I want. Martha said she will keep it stocked with whatever I ask for but for now it has sodas and juices and chocolate bars.
After the tour it was time for breakfast and I made sure I introduced myself to everyone, thanked them for helping out and finding out what they will be doing. They seemed a nice mix of ages and backgrounds and it felt so nice that they wanted to support me.
After breakfast the table in the middle was cleared off and put away and they opened the door so the public could come in. Martha and Claude made sure either one of both of them were right beside me all the time in case anyone behaved badly or tried to hurt me or said mean things but everyone who came in from outside was nice and they all just seemed to want to meet me. Quite a few people said they were surprised I was real and lots asked if I really wanted to be eaten or if I was trying to make some sort of point about poverty or exploitation but I told them no I really do want that!
Although the website has been live since Monday and has been covered a bit on the news and talked about on social media, seeing the posters this morning was the first time most people had heard about my campaign. Martha promised they weren’t just in Dallas but all over America in every city and on the freeways and airports and everywhere else we could buy advertising space. This meant the website started getting thousands and thousands of hits and calls and messages started pouring in and lots of people asked for interviews but Martha said the team was sending out a standard reply telling them about the press conference tomorrow that will be live-streamed and will have a live chat so people can asked their questions. Claude said he will read the questions as they come in and call out the good or interesting or funny ones. After that they will start taking bookings for interviews but will prioritise the ones that will be get the most publicity to start with. The hash-tag is apparently going viral too and it’s not even 10am yet!
Martha told me Mrs Webber wanted me to go to the hotel for lunch so we could take some photos there as she was sure people would want to visit my local branch of the chain in the hopes of running into me there. The voice coach will come to the hotel for my session today but I bet she will be pleased with how much I’ve been practising! All the new people I met today will just think that is how I talk.
We drove to the hotel in Meat Girl 1 and Mrs Webber was waiting outside to greet me. We went into the restaurant that was way fuller than it normally is at lunch time on a Thursday and lots of people asked for selfies with me then me and Martha got shown to a table and I had a burger and fries while Martha had a chicken salad.
I am up in the apartment now waiting for the voice coach. It was quite funny after lunch I came up and showered and put normal clothes on and my hair in a ponytail like I normally have it and to test I went back down to the restaurant and got a slice of chocolate cake and strawberry milkshake and although a lot of the same people were still there and were asking Martha stuff, they all totally ignored me so it was clear they didn’t recognise me. After my treats I went outside and pretended to be waiting for a bus near one of my posters and lots of people stopped to look at it and talk about it and take selfies in front of it but nobody recognised me at all. I guess this is how Clark Kent feels!
Martha has gone back to the campaign office now to make sure everything is ready for tomorrow. She said Daddy will meet us for dinner later somewhere nice but not too late because I need my sleep before tomorrow!
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Really busy day today! I went to bed early like Martha said I should then she came to collect me at 7 and we went to a Wendy’s drive-thru to get breakfast. I thought we would go to the office to get ready for the press-conference but instead we went to the hotel. Martha said I would be getting ready there then Meat Girl 1 would drive me to the office so I could make a grand entrance like I did yesterday.
After the voice coach left yesterday I worked on my speech. I know I won’t be able to have notes or an autocue and Martha said it was very important that everyone see these were my words and I wasn’t following a script someone else had given me but she said it might help me remember what I wanted to say if I wrote it out like an essay then went through and wrote out a heading for each part so I did that in my room in the apartment then I stood in front of the mirror and practised it so it would feel natural. I was pleased Mrs Webber had me do a test run in front of the hotel staff before as now I know what it’s like to stand in front of people and talk. Of course I had no way of knowing what questions I’m going to get asked so I tried to think at least a little bit about everything they might want to know. Martha said if I get asked any questions I’m not comfortable with I can just say it is a private matter or if I feel like being cheeky I can wink and say wouldn’t you like to know? But she said be careful as it will be good if people think I am cute and a bit sassy but not if they think I am a brat so I should try to answer most questions. She promised she or Daddy would step in if I got out of my depth.
Daddy was at the hotel having a meeting with some other important men but when his meeting was done he came and got me from the apartment then his car took us by the office and we picked up Martha and Claude and went for dinner in a place that was nice but not too fancy. I wore a pair of black leggings and a red smock dress with my hair in its normal ponytail and nobody asked if I was the girl from the posters. I think Daddy is probably one of those people who most people have heard of because of the hotels but don’t know what he looks like. I wondered if people thought Martha was my mom but then who would they think Claude is? If Mrs Webber had been with us they might of thought he was her son but I don’t think she’s quite old enough. She does have children but I think they are teenagers and Claude is over twenty.
Mrs Webber was at the hotel waiting for me when we got there this morning. She said she would be looking after me and would drive with me in Meat Girl 1 so Martha and Daddy could be at the office to make sure everything was ready. She was wearing a very nice white dress today that was very tight with a split up the side that showed one of her legs. It looked expensive like some of my mom’s red carpet dresses I have seen in pictures and definitely not normal business-wear for a hotel manager but she said it was a special occasion and she wanted to push the boat out and told me I was going to look so gorgeous she had to make an extra special effort if she was travelling with me so people would at least glance at her. I told her she always looks very pretty and she looked pleased and blessed my heart the way the voice coach told me to copy.
We went up to the apartment to wait for the hair and makeup team. Mrs Webber said they would not be putting oil on me like they did for the photographs but I would need to rub moisturiser all over to make my skin look nice and silky. I had put a play-suit on this morning after my shower with nothing underneath so I’d not have any pressure marks so she said I should take that off and she would help with the moisturiser. She had a tube that she said she likes to use. She said it was coco-butter and it smelled really nice. She sat on the bed and I took my playsuit off and she said to stand with my back to her and she rubbed it over my back and rump, promising she wasn’t missing any.
As she was rubbing it in she talked about my body and how tasty it was and talked about the different cuts of meat. It gave me that same funny feeling in my belly I had before and made my girl-parts tingle a little bit. She said my thighs would make lovely hams and my rump was delectable – that’s a new word I learned today that means beyond delicious! I could have done my front by myself but I liked the way she was talking and asked if she could do it too. She said that was a good idea as she could see me all over and make sure it was nice and even and that I might miss bits if I tried to do it myself so I turned around and she started with my tummy and up to my chest then went down and rubbed it on my legs and the insides of my thighs then on my fillet, as she calls it, and said that it is her favourite part and she hopes she gets to be the one to eat it when my big day comes. I remembered the uncle in the stories who had been teasing the sisters about getting eaten liked that bit best too.
She did my legs while I did my own arms then wiped some on my face even thought they will be doing makeup too. I asked if she had ever thought she might want to get eaten and she said she thought she was way too old now for her meat to be good but wishes I’d been around when she was my age as she would definitely have joined my campaign. I said I bet she would still be tasty but the change in law we were proposing would only effect girls up to fourteen. She said that was too bad and asked what if she promised not to tell anyone. We both giggled about this and it felt nice like we were sisters sharing a joke.
[Editor’s Note – Laverne Webber continued to manage the Roebuck International, Fort Worth, until her death in 2029 which coincided with her planned retirement at age 55. Roebuck International Hotels added girl-meat to their menus in 2022 following Sidney’s harvest and the change in law which permitted it. Special floors in each hotel were set aside for housing meat-girls and providing them with facilities to use leading up to their harvest. Although her death was officially recorded as accidental and her husband accepted a large settlement from Roebuck International Inc. (Now Sidney’s Inc.) to not pursue the matter any further, it was widely rumoured at the time and generally accepted now to be true that she in fact had herself prepared in the hotel kitchen and served to an exclusive group of invited diners consisting of family and close friends whose discretion could be relied upon since this would have been illegal at that time.]
We did not have to wait long before the makeup team came and Mrs Webber stayed sitting on the bed out of the way while they turned me into the girl from the posters who everyone was expecting to see. This time I was back in the pink hat and boots but I don’t know if they were the same set I wore before or different ones as we now have lots. I hope I will get taller but I wonder how much bigger my feet will get and how often I will need new sets of boots? Mrs Webber said if we had lots we should put numbers on the inside and keep a record of when and where I wear them so if they get sold or given to a museum one day they can be tied to particular events. While we waited to be told it was time to go Mrs Webber asked about my speech and I ran through it for her. She said it was very convincing and maybe I would get served up in the hotel restaurant this evening! I knew she was joking but told her I don’t think we would be so lucky but if it does happen then my fillet is hers! She looked at it and licked her lips while rubbing her tummy and said it would make the perfect appetiser with a hearty rump roast to follow!
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Martha called Mrs Webber and told her that it was time to come down and the car was outside so we went down to the hotel lobby where people seemed surprised but pleased to see me then out to the front where some photographers and a few news crews were waiting. The hotel security made sure they did not come too close as we went out to the car and Martha had said I should not make any comments or anywhere any questions but to be friendly so I waved and blew kisses in all directions but acted like I didn’t hear the questions they were shouting. In the car I sat on the cushions again and Mrs Webber sat facing me, looking out the back of the car. We put the little TV on and it was showing me on the news waving and blowing a kiss at the camera as I walked to the car although my private parts were blurred which seems silly as they’re on posters all around the town for anyone to see! Then they cut to reporter outside the campaign office saying I should be there any minute and explaining that photographs were allowed inside but no filming but the press conference would be live-streamed with the footage free to distribute.
I started to feel a bit nervous and told Mrs Webber but she said not to worry and to think of it as another rehearsal like the one at the hotel. She reminded me that I am really playing a character who just happens to have the same name and ambition as me and to think of all the journalists as normal people in costumes too then the car stopped outside and people started crowding towards the car. I was pleased to see that Martha had arranged security here too to keep people back but it was not just journalists. There seemed to be a lot of normal people outside too including a lot of girls. Some were holding copies of my posters or the versions run in magazines that I’d not seen before but Martha said were out there. There were other people further back with big signs saying things like “Meat is Murder” or “Choose Life!” or with Bible verses on but Mrs Webber said to ignore them and not to try to talk to them. She gave me a kiss and called me sugar-pie and told me I was going to be awesome then the driver came and opened the door and I got out.
I was not prepared for all the noise! The car had muffled it quite a lot but as soon as I got out everyone was screaming at me and camera flashes were going off all around. I felt really dizzy and almost sick for a moment but then I got used to it. The red carpet was out for me again and metal barriers had been put up with big security men in Roebuck Hotel uniforms standing on the inside. Lots of the girls were holding out pens and wanting me to sign the magazines and posters so I did, using the logo signature I’ve been practising which is based on my real one but fancier and I posed for selfies with some of them. Mrs Webber followed behind and lots of people took pictures of her too as she did look very beautiful but it was clear I was the star.
Martha and Daddy were waiting at the door to greet me and I stood with them and waved to the cameras outside and blew kisses then they brought me in and closed the door. I saw some of the security men move to be in front of the door and Meat Girl 1 drove away. Inside it was a lot quieter and I saw the chairs in front of the stage filled with people and behind them was one TV camera. Nobody was at the desks and Claude and Moira were stood in the gap between the front and back halves and Mrs Webber went to stand with them. Everyone else who I had met yesterday were standing behind the camera to watch the press conference. Daddy went up on stage first and Martha said I should go next and sit in the middle chair. I waved and blew kisses again as I went to my chair and Martha sat on the end one beside me. Daddy went up to the microphones first and told everyone how proud he was of me and how pleased he was with the response my campaign had got so far. He thanked Martha for all her hard work then introduced me and it was time for my speech!
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I stepped forward and stood at the mike stand as everyone clapped for me and I tried to adjust the mikes but they were awkward then Claude came over and took a wireless one out and said I should hold it which felt a lot more comfortable and meant I could walk around a bit. Plus it gave me something to do with one of my hands at least which was something I found awkward doing the practice at the hotel. A cheerful instrumental version of Yellow Rose of Texas played on the speakers then faded out when Claude gave me the mike.
[Editor’s note – While Sidney does not record the content of her speech in her diary, recordings remain and are transcribed verbatim below. The following text is all Sidney speaking unless otherwise indicated.]
That’s better! Now I can move around and talk to y’all! Well howdy! Good of y’all to come! As I’m sure y’all know by now I’m Sidney Roebuck, proud daughter of the great state of Texas and the tastiest little piglet this state or any other in these beautiful United States of ours have ever seen!
Did you know, when my Daddy was born, the population of this planet was around four billion people but by the time I was born it was seven billion and will be eight billion by the end of the decade? Ten billion by twenty-fifty? Why, in just this state alone, there’s about four million more people today than there were when I was born, and I ain’t even that old! That’s a heck of a lot of people and our planet only got so much to go around! You know how much space it takes to raise a herd of cattle? What about a hundred herds? What about enough cattle and pigs and chickens to feed ten billion people? There’ll be no room for the people to live because every inch of the planet will be farms! And don’t say we can all go vegetarian neither! Growing enough crops to feed that many people means no space for nothing else! No parks, no sports, no tracks or swimming pools! What kind of life is that with everyone crammed in like a can of sardines and every scrap of land used to grow or raise food just to keep us all alive?
Right back all the way to our Neanderthal cousins, what have people done when times got tough? When the food ran out, they started to eat the girls! We’re basically natures back-up plan! Even in our own country’s history, when the settlers of Jamestown faced starvation, they ate a fourteen year old girl. Thanks to her, more of the settlers were able to survive the winter! Of course, by the time they are her, she was starving too! Can’t have been all that much good meat on her! So what I’m saying is this. Why wait until things get so bad that we as a species have no other choice? If we start eating girls now, make it a normal part of every-day life, then not only will there be plenty of meat for everyone but it will keep the population in check too meaning other resources aren’t spread so thin and everyone’s life gets better!
Now of course, I ain’t saying go grab any passing girl off the street for your dinner. But I know one girl right here who is not only ready and willing but keen to be food and you only have to look at the response to my website to see that I’m far from the only one! Heck, go outside right now and ask those girls out there if they’d be happy to end up on the menu? Betcha dollars to donuts they say yes!
So come on, people, let’s not wait until things get real bad and all the girls are already skin and bones! Let’s change the way we think about our food now. Less farming means more space and it’s better for the environment. Also, there’s a lot of folks out there who feel bad eating pigs and cows and chickens and goats and turkeys who have no choice. How much better would it be to enjoy volunteer meat? Super tasty, guilt-free and good for the planet! What you think of it like that, adding girls to our diet not only seems okay, it seems the only right and sensible thing to do!
I am confident I’m not the only girl out there who feels this way, but I might just be the only one with the right backing, thanks to my Daddy and to Martha and her team, to say it out loud and to keep saying it until everyone pays attention! One way or another, the human race is going to start eating girls again so let’s not wait until a crisis! Let’s start now and make the future bright and delicious! The sooner we get the law changed, the sooner you all get to try a piece of this! [At this point Sidney turned around and wiggled her rump at the assembled journalists – Ed] So what are you waiting for?
Any questions? Yes, with the neat hat!
REPORTER: How old are you, Sidney?
Don’t you know never to ask a lady that? Nah, I don’t mind! I’m eight years old, going on nine.
REPORTER: So you have your whole life ahead of you! Why do you want to cut it short for benefits you won’t even get to enjoy?
Oh bless your heart! Why is it, I wonder, that everyone things a good life has to be long to be good or have meaning? Some folks live a hundred years and do nothing worth remembering and leave the world just the same or it a little bit worse than they found it. If it only takes ten years to do something amazing, why do you need longer? Sure, I may not live to be a grandma but plenty of other folks will. The human race ain’t going away any time soon! But when my life ends, it will change the world and people will be talking about me and what I did until the end of time!
How about you with the cool glasses?
REPORTER: By saying you want to change the culture around cannibalism, you’re not only asking for your own life to be ended but encouraging other girls to volunteer for the same. Don’t you feel guilty about asking other young girls like yourself to let themselves be killed?
Those are some kinda ugly words! But I get what you’re asking. Remember, I’m not saying anyone should get eaten if they don’t want to. I’m not suggesting any kind of lottery system or that folks should be able to choose any girl they want for their dinner, I’m all about giving the choice back to the girls. If we want to get eaten, shouldn’t that be our right? Our choice? If not one single other girl had followed me, I’d still be up here right now asking for my right to be eaten, but just a couple of minutes online will show you that’s not the case and there are thousands of other girls out there looking to me to give them a voice!
Yes, my fellow blonde down the front here?
REPORTER: Thanks! Love the boots by the way. Getting eaten is not exactly something someone just wakes up in the morning craving. How did the idea occur to you in the first place? What put the thought in your head?
That’s a very good question! And thanks, yours are swell too! Well I first got the idea back...ooh, months ago, back in January I think. You know, that time of winter when Christmas is over and there’s nothing to look forward to until the weather gets better? I found a joke book in my Daddy’s library full of jokes and cartoons about people, mostly women, getting cooked and eaten and they made me laugh but I started wondering why it’s treated as such an unusual thing, a silly or shocking idea. I guess the thoughts just grew from there and here we are!
[Editor’s note – Sidney’s journal resumes from this point.]
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The story is as fascinating as your stories usually are.
I'd like to proofread again but RL still kickes in and so I had to rush through in the short time I've got.
It seems you are also in a hurry because with writing corrections I would still stick at the first week. ;D
But at least I'll point to some calender issues.
- Most notable is the day-of-the-week-slip. The 20th week starts correct with "Monday 13th May 2019" but from "Tuesday 13th May" the names of the days continue while the numbers got an offset of -1.
- Not a real mistake but something to look at: Hannah Milbank lived according to the editor's note from 2011 to 2023. This makes her on Tuesday 30th April 2019 eight (and a third) or seven (and two thirds) years old. Sidney estimates her being six years old. Taking into account that children at this age grow rapidly she would be way behind a normal development or Sidney's ability to judge would be heavily disturbed.
Just to be curious (and really only for this):
I associate the name LaVerne (you wrote it in both common variants, two times with uppercase V and one time with lowercase) on the first hand with a female person of african decent, because most people with this name are that. Of course there are "pink" humans (male and female) and even animals (Judith Laverne Hopps from Zootopia) with this name of French origin, derived from the word "laverna" which means "spring-like" or "like the alder tree.
Not that it matters, but I wonder if you have Mrs Webber intended as someone with darker skin?
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Thank you! I spotted the date issue this evening too late to correct it on here but have adjusted it on Pixiv.
You are absolutely right - Mrs Webber is an African-American of somewhat Amazonian proportions (Think Angela Bassett with a bigger rack!) She was a significant character in "Two Tasty Tourists" and I wanted to use her again!
Thanks so much for your comments - I was worried nobody but me was following this story!
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Oops on the thing about Hannah! since she also appears in "Two Tasty Tourists", set in 2023, at about 11 or 12 I tried to calculate her age back. You are right, she should be 7 going on 8, not 6 :) I will correct this in other places.
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After I had answered three questions Martha said that was enough and if people wanted to ask more they could either book a private interview or submit their questions in writing then she told them all how she could be contacted. Then I walked around a bit and had photos with people but Martha said quietly to be careful not to say more than just small-talk as people would pay a lot of money for interviews and we shouldn’t give too much away for free.
I am booked to appear on Jimmy Falon’s show on TV tonight but Martha says I should get some rest and try to sleep a bit and she will come to the house and make sure I am up for when they send the car. I went back outside to talk to the people there, especially the girls, and take more pictures with people who had missed out earlier then me and Mrs Webber got back in Meat Girl 1. Martha was worried the press or others might try to follow me home so she said we should go back to the hotel so I could change and nobody would notice me leaving later in a normal cab. Mrs Webber teased me in the car saying she was not surprised nobody got a good look at my face but she said the speech was awesome and I should be very proud.
I am back at the house now. Martha was right. There were still photographers outside the hotel when I left but I walked straight past them in my jeans and hokey jersey and they totally ignored me. Mrs Webber not one of the men from the kitchen to walk out with me and wave me off like he was my dad and I just popped in to say hi which probably helped but still it was very funny.
There was a message from Jessie when I looked at my phone. She is mad I said I found the book in the house when she gave it to me. I tried to call her but she didn’t answer so I guess her mom was around but I sent her a message explaining Martha told me to say that and I wasn’t trying to cut her out. She just messaged back say OK which made me sad but hopefully her mom will come around soon and we can be friends again. I am too excited from the day to sleep right away so I will have a hot bath even though I had a hotel at the shower. Perhaps I can pretend the hot bath is a big stew pot!
[Editor’s Note – The entries that follow mostly concern interviews that are already widely available online or reproduced in other media and do not offer any further insight into Sidney’s personal thoughts or significant events. On Monday 20th May 2019 Sidney returned to school and was pleased to find everyone treating her as normal despite lots of girls talking about the posters and the campaign, apparently not realising that Sidney Roebuck was the alter-ego of their school-mate Sidney Mansfield. TV appearances during the week were pre-recorded in late afternoon and the following weekend Sidney spent all of Saturday and Sunday at the campaign office. The next incident of note is covered by entries beginning Monday 10th June 2019.]
Monday 10th June 2019
Martha sent me a message at lunch time and said I should come to the office after school which I probably would have anyway but she seemed very excited and said she had something to show me so after school I walked the few blocks and enjoyed walking past my huge posters that are everywhere without anyone recognising me and to the office. I went straight to the back where Martha and Claude were waiting looking really happy and they said we should go in my office so we did and I sat on the sofa between them. Martha had a big brown envelope with the office address in pink marker pen on the front and she gave it to me to open. I asked how she knew it was something cool if she’d not opened it but she said she got an email telling her to look out for it and that she knew what it was but wanted me to have a surprise. On the back like a seal with a glittery sticker of a pink cowboy hat like mine. I peeled it off carefully and stuck it on the side of my book case with with slight stickiness left on the back because I thought it was cool then I tore the envelope open.
Inside there were two A4 photographs printed on a home printer and a hand-written letter with four names on the bottom. I looked at the pictures first. They both showed four girls ranging in age from I guessed 6 up to 10 or 11 and in the first picture they were stood side by side with their arms round each other in front of a table outside but all naked apart from hats like mine but cheaper ones like from a costume store and boots! One was in red, one in white, one in a pink hat and brown boots and the littlest one in a pink had and pink sneakers instead of boots. In the other picture they were stood behind the table an I saw it was a bake-sale but everything was themed.
In the middle was a cake shaped like a rump with pink frosting and a sign saying Raffle Tickets $1 each so I guess that was the prize but also there were heart cookies made from pink dough that had been cut before cooking most of the way up so they looked like fillets and round pink cookies with cherries in the middle to look like nipples. There were cupcakes that looked like little tits too and gingerbread girls and girl-shaped cookies with pink, white, red and blue hats and boots all with blonde curly hair and blobs of pink frosting for nipples. Then there were cookies that looked like my hat and boots and big cookies with M&Ms in them with big yellows Ses drawn on them.
I took a picture of the letter which is written in dark pink glitter-pen on lighter pink paper with some more stickers so I could copy it out exactly.
Dear Sidney,
My name is Beth and I am 10 years old. My sister Charlotte who is 8 like you and our friends Chloe and Emily who are 10 and 6 and live next door heard about your campaign and wanted to help. We would all love to be meat-girls like you when you win your campaign. Do you think we look tasty? I am the one in red, Charlotte is the one in white and Chloe and Emily are the ones in the pink hats. Emily says she is sorry she does not have boots like yours and hopes you don’t mind she wore her sneakers as they are pink like her hat.
We decided to hold a bake sale to raise money for your campaign and since it’s not legal to sell our own meat yet we decided to make cookies and cakes that look like bits of girl and the outfit you wear. Our Mom helped and made the rump cake for the raffle. Lots of people wanted to take pictures of us too so we started charging $1 for just one and $5 for all of us and put a tip jar out too. We sold all 200 tickets for the raffle and sold out of all the treats. In the end we made $1000 to send to you. We really hope it helps!
We are making a scrap book of all your pictures we find and record you every time you are on TV. We hope to be able to visit your campaign HQ one day and meet you for real (Or should that be Meat you? Hehe!)
Lots of love and best of luck from your fellow meat-girls!
Then they had all signed their names at the bottom. Their address just outside Jackson, Mississippi was on the back of the letter along with a note from their mom saying they would be donating the $1000 via the link on the site and asking if I would mind writing back and sending a signed picture. I said to Martha I think we can do better than that and she said she had been thinking the same since she got the email from Beth and Charlotte’s mom telling her about the letter and what was in it.
We both love the idea of fundraising bake-sales and she said we should talk about these girls on social media and suggest other supporters do their own. I had the idea we should make packs we can send out with costume hats and maybe boot-covered for girls who don’t have their own and price labels and stickers with my picture or the logo on. Claude said we could send them banners and a cut-out of me too to help attract attention!
I signed four of the cards with my picture on that we have to send out to people who write in and hand-wrote a reply thanking them for the donation and their hard work and inviting the four of them and their parents to come stay as our guests at Daddy’s hotel so they could visit the office and help us launch the new bake sale idea. Martha said she would send an email to their mom to let her known the letter was coming but ask her to keep it a secret. I said we should ask her for their hat and shoe-sizes too and to find out their favourite colours so we can get them outfits the same quality as mine for when they visit. Martha said that was a lovely idea. I was not wearing any makeup so I asked Martha to borrow her lipstick so I could kiss the bottom of the letter under where I put my name. Martha promised she would get my reply posted out so it will get there tomorrow or the day after.
Tuesday 11th June 2019
Martha and the team work really fast! Before I went to bed last night she sent me an email showing the stickers and cards and the banners that have pictures of me on either end, one front one back and say “Bake Sale Today”. She also sent me a picture of a cheap shiny pink cowboy hat with a gold plastic S on the front and boot covers the same material that she is getting made so we can send them out as part of the kit. I hope the girls are pleased with my invite and reply soon! I thought the rump cake was so funny!
Wednesday 12th June 2019
Got a message from Martha that she had got a reply to her email and the two families are coming on Friday night! We are flying them in and I will meet them at Love Field in Meat Girl 1 and we will go to the hotel where we’ve got three rooms for them so the parents can have a romantic night if they want then on Saturday we will surprise them with the hats and boots then go to the office to launch the bake sale project and tell people about the packs they can send in for. Hope they don’t mind being naked in front of all the TV and news cameras! I guess we can get them bikinis if they are shy like I wore on Jimmy Falon but they did the bake sale naked in their own neighbourhood so I bet they won’t mind! Martha promised we will have all the stuff by then to show. Daddy said he will treat everyone to dinner in the evening. They will fly back Sunday brunch which will be at the hotel so they can go back to school on Monday.
Thursday 13th June 2019
Got another awesome letter from the girls today saying how excited they are about the visit. Martha said Claude had got me an outfit to wear when we go out Saturday night so I will still look like the Sidney they know. He showed me and it is tight white denim jeans, not baggy blue ones like I normally wear, with a white crop-top and a pink and white checked shirt over the top, tied in the middle to show my belly with pink cowboy boots just without the rhinestones and a matching belt with the logo on the buckle and a hat that matches the boots. It feels a bit mean to be pretending to be my normal self but still wearing a costume when the girls have been so nice and supportive but they want to meet and spend time with their hero who is the Sidney character they know from TV.
Friday 14th June 2019
Staying in the hotel apartment tonight so I can have breakfast with the girls for the cameras. Daddy is busy until tomorrow so he’s not here right now but Martha is staying in his room. Went to meet the girls at Love Field in full mascot costume of course and the press were there to take pictures. The girls were in the hats and boots they’d worn in the pictures they sent but with normal clothes on too. They were super excited to see me waiting for them outside and all gave me big hugs. Martha told their parents just to tell them we were sending a car to collect them! The girls came with me in Meat Girl 1 and Martha travelled with the four parents in one of Daddy’s other limos. They seem really nice but of course were tired from their flight after being at school all day too so we didn’t keep them up too late. Mrs Webber helped me show them to the room they were sharing while Martha showed the parents to their rooms.
Saturday 15th June 2019
Awesome fun day but too tired to write about it now. Will write about the whole weekend tomorrow afternoon.
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Sunday 16th June 2019
Mrs Webber helped me get ready to meet the girls on Friday night but since we were going to be doing a proper photo-shoot on Saturday, the makeup lady came again in the morning. Martha was at the hotel early and came up to the apartment to make sure I was up. She said she thought it would be fun if we surprised the girls in their room before breakfast then if they were up for it we could all go down to breakfast together in costume and make it a bit of a show. She told me she had spoken to the parents last night and got them to sign permission forms and photo releases but had promised not to tell the girls so it could still be a surprise. She warned me they might still say no as being naked in your own front yard is one things but touring around a city and going on TV in your birthday suit is quite another! The makeup lady and her assistant will come too to help them and we were just getting ready to go down when Mrs Webber came up and offered to come too, Martha asked if she didn’t have other important work to do but Mrs Webber promised her that her team was on it and could spare her and these were VIP guests at her hotel after all so Martha agreed. The hair and makeup team had their own equipment to carry so I took one of the hat boxes, Martha took another and two sets of boots and Mrs Webber took the other two of each. I could have carried more but Martha said it would look better if I was just carrying one box like a party gift.
We got to the girls’ room and knocked on the door. I thought they might still be asleep but Martha heard the toilet flush so we knew one of them was awake at least. Mrs Webber called out “Housekeeping!” in a funny accent and someone inside called “Come in!” so she used her staff key-card to unlock the door. I pushed it open with my foot so it would burst open wide and shouted “Surprise!”
There were two Queen beds in the room that the girls were sharing. Charlotte was the one who had spoken and she was standing in the middle of the floor in a big T-shirt that fell off her shoulder. Beth looked like she was still asleep and Chloe and Emily were sitting up in their bed. Chloe had a shirt on but Emily didn’t. She got out of bed and we saw she was wearing pyjamas bottoms. She ran over to the other bed to shake Beth awake and soon they were all out of bed looking sleepy and kinda confused but happy to see me.
I called out Good morning fellow meat-girls! and they giggled. Martha closed the door behind us. They had met Mrs Webber yesterday when they arrived but didn’t know the makeup team so I introduced them saying they were going to help everyone look their prettiest to go with their new outfits. Chloe asked what outfits so we passed them round. The boxes all had the name of the girl on the top so everyone would get the right size and their favourite colour based on what their parents had told Martha.
They put the boxes on the beds then opened them looking really excited and all gasped and squealed with happiness when they took out their hats and boots. Charlotte asked if they were theirs to keep and I said yes and she gave me a big hug. I told them we had matching bikinis if they insisted but made a face and they giggled and said they were happy to go Sidney-style as they called it. Emily asked if they needed to ask their moms but Martha explained they had already agreed. Mrs Webber said they should all go get showered then the makeup team would help them get ready then we could all go down for breakfast and then for the tour. Beth asked if their moms and dads were getting Sidney costumes too but Mrs Webber said we don’t want to put anyone off their breakfast and they all laughed.
That made me picture Daddy in my outfit and it was not a pretty sight plus his noodle is pretty small and stubby so he probably wouldn’t want to show it off! Alexei’s is the same but Hunter’s is pretty big. I guess he takes after the men in mom’s family. Alexei has a different mom from me and Hunter. She was Russian model Daddy used to be married to. I do see her on TV sometimes but I’ve not met and don’t really want to. She doesn’t seem very nice and I can see why Daddy didn’t stay married to her for very long. I don’t think Alexei likes her very much either and called my mom Mom rather than her but does see her sometimes and she has other kids from two other husbands who are his half brothers and sisters like me and Hunter.
The girls started heading to the bathroom but Mrs Webber said they should not be shy and should take their pyjamas off in the bedroom as it would be good practice. They all did that happily since they had done the bake sale Sidney-style after all. I love that expression! I think I will ask Martha to use it on social media and in the releases we send out! Once they were naked the girls all took a shower together. It looked like they were having fun and I wanted to join them but Martha reminded me I already had all my hair and makeup done but Mrs Webber said we could go in the bathroom and watch them having fun while the makeup team set up. While we watched she asked me which one I thought had the tastiest rump and I said I thought it was Chloe and Mrs Webber said Chloe had the best fillet but Charlotte had the best rump. Because she is a little bit older, Beth has little tits that Mrs Webber said would be yummy grilled and served on a breakfast muffin with poached egg and hollandaise sauce! I told her that when she came out the shower and she said it sounded really good and said that dish would be called Eggs Bethany instead of Benedict and we all laughed. I didn’t say what we had said about their rumps and fillets because I didn’t want to make anyone jealous and they really do all look delicious!
The makeup team were all set up when they came out and said everyone needed moisturiser first and gave out tubes of cocoa butter like Mrs Webber gave me and Martha said I should help and Mrs Webber said she would too and she helped Charlotte while I helped Emily and the other ladies helped Beth and Chloe. Most of the girls did their own fronts but I saw Mrs Webber helping Charlotte like she helped me and she was the last one to be finished so we stood chatting while Emily and Beth got their hair and makeup done first including on their nipples to make them stand out like mine. All the girls got their hair lightly curled. Beth and Charlotte have dark blonde hair while Chloe’s is chestnut brown and Emily’s is almost black.
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Once the makeup team were finished they all put their new hats and boots on, exactly the same style and quality as the ones I wear. Beth and Charlotte’s are red and white like in the photo they sent and we got pale mint green for Chloe and baby blue for Emily. When we were all ready we stood in a group with our arms round each other’s shoulders, me in the middle, and I asked the ladies what they thought. Mrs Webber said I didn’t want to know what she was thinking and called me sugar-pie and Martha looked a bit crossly at her but I’m not sure why. I guess she meant she was trying to decide which one of us she’d want to eat first if she could! Martha said we all looked delicious and she really liked the way we were posing. She said we should do that for the cameras downstairs and maybe with our backs to them too to show off our rumps. Even some magazines and newspapers that won’t show me from the front if I don’t have a bikini on don’t seem to mind bare butts!
Martha asked Mrs Webber to go check that the parents were up and take them down to breakfast then we all walked down the corridor to the lift. It felt awesome like I was the head of a team of superheroes! Martha came with us but the other ladies went away. We rode the lift down to the lobby and there were people there to take pictures as we stepped out. First we stood with me in front and the others making a triangle behind me, all with one hand on our hips then with both then we posed like Martha had suggested, front and back. A big table was set out in the restaurant for us in a roped-off area so we could have a bit of peace. The parents were already sat there waiting for us and they stood up and clapped as we came in. Beth and Charlotte’s mom looks a lot like them and their dad is tall and kinda handsome like Hunter is but older and has blonde hair. Emily and Chloe’s dad is quite short and chubby and has black hair and their mom has big boobs and her hair is bleached blonde.
Mrs Webber invited us to sit down and we did, Martha too, and the staff brought out big dishes of food that we could help ourselves from and said there was more if we wanted it. Lots of people did look over at us as we ate but nobody bothered us. I guess it’s not exactly normal to see five naked girls at breakfast! Beth said it was too bad Eggs Bethany wasn’t on the menu and he dad asked what is that so she told him and he said he’d love to try one and Emily started asking where on the body bacon would come from so we told her the belly and she patted hers and said it would be good. Soon we were all talking about each others bodies and our own as meat. Even the parents joined in saying what bits of us they wanted to eat and how they wanted our meat cooked even though I could tell they were mostly just joking. It was great fun!
After breakfast Martha Mrs Webber came and told the parents they had free spa treatments this morning as our guests and Martha came with me and the girls outside where Claude was waiting with Meat Girl 1. This time Martha sat in the front next to the driver so she could do some work on her phone and laptop and Claude sat in the back with us to be a sort of tour guide. He has some of the nicest clothes of any man. He was wearing a dark red silk shirt with a tie the same colour but not shiny and black trousers. His nails were painted to match his shirt. He sat looking backwards where Martha normally sits and I sat in my normal place but all the seats had cushions on this time. Every time we stopped the other girls moved around where they were sitting so everyone got a chance going forward and backwards and sitting next to me.
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We stopped at all the major tourist sites around the city and everywhere we stopped we got out and Claude and Martha took our pictures. Lots of the public recognised me from the posters and wanted selfies with me and took pictures of me and the other girls too. I don’t know what other cities are like but I don’t think anyone in Dallas can claim they’ve not seen my posters before even if they don’t really understand what they’re about! We also stopped where some of the biggest posters were and took pictures in front of those, doing the poses Martha liked from the hotel.
The final stop on the tour was the campaign office. I had asked Martha to put the pictures they sent and the letters in a frame for my office. She had done that but not had it sealed yet and left room so we can add some pictures from today. I showed them and they all seemed really happy then I showed them the boxes with the bits of the bake-sale kit that we would be launching. Claude and one of the helpers started laying samples out on a table for photos. Martha said I should make the video on my phone and gave it to me so I opened it up and started filming. The other girls stood close to me so they would be seen and waved as I announced the bake sale kits and told people they could call or email for one or request one through the website. We all blew kisses then Martha had us get up on the stage, without the mike stand and chairs this time, and hold up the big banner in front of us then hold up the different parts of the kit. She said there are going to be lots of social media posts about it and a whole page for it on the website. My video was posted to our official channels right away and was getting hundreds of responses within a few minutes. We told the girls they could have copies of all the photos with them in it to do whatever they liked with and they also took lots of their own on their own phones.
I showed them we had copied their bake sale picture and letter and put them on the board with the other fan-mail and they said they bet loads of other girls will want to do them too. I reminded them they were the first! Martha filmed a few more little clips of me and the other girls saying not to forget to order your Sidney bake sale kits then we went outside and took more photos before getting back in Meat Girl 1 and drove to Klyde Warren park to have a walk around. I told the girls we would be holding my birthday party there this year and told them they were of course invited. Martha thought it would be more sensible to have my party in a public place both to get the attention and keep the house private even if where it is is not a big secret. She said next year we should have my party in LA then the year after if I’m still around back to Dallas so we can invite girls from different parts of the country. Of course lots of people wanted to take pictures with us again and lots of girls ran up to say they loved me and what I was doing for them. I guess I was right that there are plenty of other yummy girls out there who would be up for getting eaten if they got the chance! Some told us they had seen the videos and were going to order their kids or had already! Claude said the girls should type up their special recipes to go on the website so other people could copy them and they promised they would.
Since we had such a big breakfast and are going out for dinner later we had a light lunch up in the apartment at the hotel then Mrs Webber closed the pool for an hour so we could have it to ourselves and said we could swim without our suits. The girls’ parents joined us but thankfully wore their suits, so did Martha, Claude and Mrs Webber. Martha seemed worried about getting her hair wet but Mrs Webber and Claude played with us and threw us about in the water and had splash fights with us. Claude seems so nice and I kinda wish he was my brother. Maybe Daddy had a secret girlfriend? Nah he always talks about loving my mom a lot and I am sure Claude is younger than Hunter. Still, I am pleased Martha hired him so I could get to know him. After our swim time was over we showered off and since we looked normal now and not in costume, Martha gave us robes to wear back to our rooms to get ready for the afternoon outing.
The girls still wore their Sidney hat and boots when I met them again but with normal but nice clothes on too that all looked new so I guessed their parents had bought them especially for the trip. They were all wearing tight blue jeans that showed their rumps off nicely then when I saw their shirts I realised these must have been surprise gifts from us too as they were all wearing checked shirts the same colour as their hats and boots tied up to show their tummies just like mine. Martha had helped me curl my hair again after swimming so I still looked like the girl in the pictures but their hair was back to normal just clean and blow-dried, all except Emily’s in a ponytail. We went to see a matinee of the musical show of Disney’s Aladdin at the Music Hall at Fair Park. We went in Meat Girl 1 but afterwards Daddy was waiting for us with two big black cars. He rode in one with us and Martha while Claude went with the parents in the other one and they dropped us off at the restaurant where Daddy promised everyone could order whatever they wanted.
It felt so nice to have friends to share all this with and I wish they could have stayed longer and it made me miss Jessie. We are going to invite her to the birthday party in August and Daddy will personally ask her mom to let her come. I asked if they could sleep up in the apartment with me tonight as Daddy won’t be staying and his bed is big enough to fit us all, Martha said she would sleep in my room of the apartment in case we needed anything. After dinner we went back to the office just for a few minutes to see how many kits had been ordered and found it was over 500 already! Martha collected up some of the campaign leaflets and buttons and sheets of stickers and anything else she could find for the girls to take home as souvenirs then we went back to the hotel. The girls said goodnight to their parents in the lobby and I said goodnight to Daddy and Claude then we took the elevator up to the apartment. As soon as we were up there Charlotte asked if she could get naked again so we all did except we kept our hats on and we were in the living room eating popcorn and nachos and drinking sodas while we watched Captain Marvel when Mrs Webber came up to say goodnight and gave us all nice hugs and squeezed our rumps then kissed us all. I thought that was kind of her but Martha seemed a bit cross again.
Eventually we all went to bed in Daddy’s bed went to sleep pretty fast. Nobody rushed us to wake up in the morning but when we did we found Martha drinking coffee watching the news and she showed us on her phone over 1000 kits had been requested and they would all get sent out this week. There were loads of comments about how tasty we all looked too especially on the pictures where we were showing our rumps. We went to the pool again and this time it was open to the public but Mrs Webber said we could swim without our suits again if we wanted to so we did then we got dressed and went to the restaurant for brunch. I wanted to just be my normal self but Martha reminded me people would still notice me with the girls so I let her curl my hair again and wore a red crop top and tight jeans with white boots and hat. After eating I changed into my full mascot costume again but with the white hat and boots this time and we drove in Meat Girl 1 to the airport to take some last photos with the girls who all had their hats and boots on with the outfits from last night and wave them off.
It feels really quiet now they’re gone and I’m kinda sad. I went with Martha to the office for a bit after and hung out there for a while chatting to the public who came in. it’s funny, I don’t even feel naked when I’m dressed like the posters now. It’s just like I’m wearing a naked girl suit and is totally different from when I take a bath or go swimming without my suit at home. I think it’s because of the hair and makeup.
I have school tomorrow so I am back at the house tonight and should probably try to go to bed early to catch up on some sleep. I try to have a swim and to do some exercise every morning before school but I might skip it tomorrow. See how I feel in the morning.
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[Editor’s Note – The next events of note take place in August 2019. In earlier entries, Sidney discusses not being picked for the school’s hokey team that year but planning to try again next year if she is still alive. She also confirms that nobody at school, other than the teachers, seems to know that she is the same Sidney as her by that time very well-known campaign or, if they do, they are being very discrete about it. The next reproduced diary entry was written in LA.]
Tuesday 13th August 2019
Got the best news ever today! Not only is Jessie’s mom letting her come to my birthday party in Dallas on Saturday but she’s allowed to come with me, Daddy and Martha to Disneyland on Thursday which is my actual birthday! The only better present would be to hear that my campaign has been successful and I can be my own birthday dinner but Martha said I need to be prepared for that to take at least two more years and maybe more. I asked what happens if I am 15 before the law gets approved as we proposed making it for girls 8-14 but she said if that gets close we’ll just make it 10-16 instead but she thinks it will happen before then. I really hope so! She and Daddy are talking about opening a second campaign office in LA and letter Moira run it while Claude runs the one in Dallas and she goes between them. She said it would make sense as I do spend a lot of time here too. Daddy asked if I want to come out of school next year and have tutors instead so I can spend more time on the campaign but I don’t know yet. He said I didn’t have to decide yet anyway. Called Jessie after dinner and talked to her about Disneyland and the party. Her mom said she can fly with me and Martha on Daddy’s plane. It feels so nice to have my friend back.
Wednesday 14th August 2019
Daddy had a meeting at the hotel today so went there with him. This one had an apartment at the top just like the one in Dallas but I don’t like this one so much because Mrs Webber isn’t here and I guess because the LA house is so new it feels just the same. The manager here is a man called Scott and he’s nice I guess but always seems really busy and when I try to talk to him I feel like I’m getting in his way and keeping him from his work and that he’s only polite to me because he’s afraid Daddy will fire him if he’s not. Not that I’d complain to Daddy of course, as long as he was not actually mean, he’s just so different from Mrs Webber! I bet she’d be happy if I went to live at her hotel full-time!
Went to the gym for a bit but got bored so asked if I could go shopping. Daddy doesn’t like me walking around LA the way he lets me in Dallas so he sent me out in a car with one of his drivers who was a nice man a bit older than Daddy called Frank. He told me about his own daughter who has just had a baby and shared the candies he keeps in the glove box with me. I asked if he’d seen the posters and he said everyone had and laughed. There are certainly a lot in LA too but they don’t seem to stand out as much as the ones in Dallas. I bet NYC is even worse. It would be a good idea to have an office here too. It might help us get more noticed.
Frank drove me to Bloomingdale’s and Macy’s and I made him pick out some new shirts for himself too and some presents for his new granddaughter then we went to Big Lou’s Toys and found her a massive rabbit plushie then to the American Girl Place to find her a doll with her name and also to look at the dolls since Martha is talking to them about making a Sidney one with her own book about my campaign. We saw they already sell hats and boots like mine. Martha said the problem at the moment is that the doll would be naked and most American Girl dolls don’t have all their bits. She said the proper name was Anatomically Correct. She said a Sidney doll with smooth chest and nothing between her legs would look silly and nobody would want them so she’s trying to get them to agree. I told Frank about Meat Girl 1 and said if it comes to LA I want him to drive it.
After the shops we went to Wendy’s and Frank said the Baconator was his favourite too then he showed me pictures of his family on his phone. I asked if we could go to a movie. He told the ticket seller he was my Grandad so we could go into an R-rated one called Ready or Not about a woman playing Hide & Seek with a weird rich family who are all trying to kill her then they all explode at the end! It wasn’t scary if you don’t mind the gore and pretty funny. I bet Jessie would like it! I’ll tell her about it but not the ending!
After the movie Frank took me back to the hotel and I went for a swim with my suit on as Scott wouldn’t allow suit off I’m sure while I waited for Daddy. He took me out for dinner in town before we went back to the house but Frank wasn’t our driver this time. I told him how nice Frank was and that he should get a raise. Daddy said it was good to know.
Thursday 15th August 2019
I am officially 9 years old! We are picking up Jessie on our way to the park. Hunter and Alexei joined me and Daddy for breakfast and Alexei will be bringing his new girlfriend to the park so we finally get to meet her. I asked Hunter who he wasn’t bringing his girlfriend and he said it was because he couldn’t decide which one to bring! He is handsome and charming like Daddy so probably finds it easy to flirt with girls but I bet he gets slapped a lot too!
People often think rich families give big, fancy presents at birthdays and Christmas but we never do really since Daddy lets me have anything I want or need so he tries to find something nice and personal instead. This year he gave me a gold necklace with the logo of my name on it and a pair of pink sneakers with the logo in gold stitching across the heel. Alexei gave me a book called The Whole Hog full of recipes and traditions for pork and wrote inside Hope you find this inspiring! Hunter gave me a golden-yellow teddy bear with a pink hat and boots like mine! Martha called and said she is sorry she can’t come today but wishes me a very happy birthday. I decided to wear my new necklace and sneakers to the park. If anyone notices them they will just think I am a big fan!
Friday 16th August 2019
I am writing on the plane since Jessie is asleep. We had the best time yesterday and Alexei’s girlfriend is really nice. Her name is Carolyn which I said is a pretty name and she said she was named after her grandma. [Carolyn Elizabeth Boswell (later Boswell-Roebuck), my grandmother – Ed] and she is from a rich family too so not after Alexei for Daddy’s money which is something he and Hunter both have to be careful about. Her family are what Martha calls Old Money.
It was wonderful hanging out with Jessie again and we just didn’t talk about the campaign although she did say my sneakers were cool. I should ask Martha if we can get some sort of in with the Disney parks. Maybe sponsor an attraction or something? I’m sure Daddy golfs with Bob Iger sometimes so maybe he can arrange something?
I really hope Jessie is going to enjoy the party tomorrow! The girls from the first bake sale are coming and we are paying for their flights again but they are the only ones. Everyone else who is coming had to enter a draw on the website and say if they got invited had to say that they could get here on their own but we are putting all the families up in the hotel for one night. We’ve hired out a special area of Klyde Warren Park and put railings up like a music festival with security all around so the public can come look but can’t get in or close to us if they’re not invited.
Martha says there are 100 girls coming including me and Jessie and everyone who doesn’t have their own will get given the hats and boot covers like we send out for the bake sales but I bet lots of girls will have their own. When they signed up for the draw they had to agree to the dress code that was hat and boots and nothing else so anyone who wasn’t comfortable with that wouldn’t have asked to come. There is going to be a coach that picks us all up from the hotel so Jessie and I will stay there tonight. Mrs Webber says as there are so many of us she will turn one of the conference rooms into an extra dining room for breakfast but she wants pictures of us all in front of the hotel before we go.
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So, I guess this story won't be continued/finished..?
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Oh it very much will! Don't worry! :)
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Awesome! Thank you!
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Just have to wait for the muse for any particular story to seize me :D
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