There was a story over on /lit/ a while back titled *Sailor Snuff Scouts* or something like it. It featured the various Sailor Scouts hosting a TV show in which they were killed, and they were resurrected between episodes. For example, one episode featured Mercury getting frozen into an ice sculpture and used as a beverage dispenser, while another featured one of the Scouts being spitted by a couple as practice.

I'd appreciate it if anyone could find a copy of this, thanks!