SOMEONE GET ME A BOX OF LPs AND A CRICKET BAT

Anyway, that's now got me wondering if it would be possible to deliberately work a piercing slowly into and through yourself, front to back, without causing any harm (pushing the parts in-between out of the way instead of steamrollering through and destroying them), then open it out wider into a large, out of place gauge...

Just for the odd, curio, extreme bodymod value, even without considering the suddenly obvious "whole new hole to fuck" angle.

And for the S&M and noncon freaks amongst you, it'd be a heck of a way of putting someone on a leash, chain... wall... front of a mega yacht... an anvil just before being kicked off a dock...

And of course, there's the nice symmetric option of one either side of the torso. Just got to be careful to avoid the lungs, diaphragm, heart, liver, kidneys, stomach, other guts etc. So they don't end up getting spun around if unbalanced but more carefully held in place.

(or you could go for the single central hole, put some bottle rockets on their arms / legs / head, make a huge, fairly historically legit catherine wheel)