I have a major fetish for dolcett. It gets me really hard just thinking that one day I could go through with my fantasy, but...

I just can't decide how.

Number one, is the good old "erotic auto asphyxia". I suppose I could go to some remote place, so as not to be disturbed, get naked, and asphyxiate myself while masturbating in nature.

Number two, is seppuku. Yes, I know it is painful. But it also gets me extremely horny when I watch those japanese "fake harakiri" porn movies, and think I could do so much better if it was real.

But my biggest fetish is the Jessica 3000. And it's disappointing that i'll never be able to experience being spitted from end to end, but If I could prepare a reasonably sharp pole, and some way to get on it...
I'm thinking either a monkey-bar that I could climb on, then lower myself onto the pole inserting it into my anus, and just let go, letting gravity do the work, and feel the agony as the sharp pole drives into my abdomen.