OH VIDEO TAPE YOURSELF NAKED WITH A TURD HANGING FROM YOUR BUTT!

Like, just walk around with a turd sticking halfway out, or jest bend over with it pushing half way out.

OOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Have a giant metal ball or dildo inserted in your ass and a chain hanging from it that bangs your legs when you walk. Yeah, that's even better. PLEASE JULIE PLEASSSE! 8'}