Bayonetta's HP: 82
To hit: 14 - 2 = 12 (hit)
To damage: 2 + 6 = 8

"Let me show how it's done~"

Suddenly, she kicked him in the dick. He gasped, in pain. She took advantage of that and rolled over, pinning him.

"Gotacha boy~" she says as she squeezes his bulge.