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Let's be frank: There would be sex first. I'd tie her down, and I'd fuck her for a good hour or two. Enough time that by the end she'd be a little achey, tired, coated in sweat, and - most importantly - a little slow to react. Then I'd get the spears out. It's not to kill her - well, I'm sure she'd bleed out if I let her, given that I'm spearing through thigh and calf with each one - but no, it's just to make sure she can't move much. Through the meat, keeping her legs bent, and into the ground beneath us.

I'd then douse her with gasoline, making sure to get it inside and out, and light a match, and watch her cook.

Next on the chopping block: Toph Bei Fong.