For the life of me I have no idea what happened with this one.
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You can quickly figure out the moment you have screwed up, and this is one of those times. It’s unclear whether the resort advertisements were deceptive or that the resort is uncharacteristically filled with furries with a foot fetish. Learning that the suits release toxic chemicals when burned and that female outfits don’t mean that a girls is inside has really soured my outgoing girls mood. We both came out here to snuff a bunch of people and this place has sucked the fun out of all of it and with only one plane ticket home she really hasn’t fount a fitting end for herself.

“Honey I found out something I’d like to try.” There is a bit of pep so at least it is pretty promising.

A short trip later and we are being led around my a Mother Cultessess, we are given access to their initiates to slaughter. Apparently the cult has run out of money with the influx of malignancy in the resort headed by the psycho in charge, which is already preparing to move on to ruin the next resort. The interesting thing about the cult is that it’s list of rules is surprisingly long, requiring a book on top of using Roberts rules of order for the meetings and running of the convent.

The rules are simple:
1.) Sex equals marrige
2.) Everything the wife owns belongs to her husband upon being married
3.) A husband may have any number of wives
4.) If a wife profanes her marriage in adultery either the men have to duel to the death or the wife has to be put to death
5.) A number of at least two unmarried ladies may form a convent where the Mother Cultessess takes the role of an honorary husband to the Daughter Cultessess acting as wives, and if she is forcibly taken I get authority over the entire convent.
6.) If the husband offs one of his wives he must say “Till death do us part,” preferably in black clothing.

I do surprisingly get into a couple of duels; Felicia having picked up a mace gave both of them a concussion, before beating them to death. With all of my rivals eliminated the mother was helped into a compromising position and in short order I’m in charge. Felicia ends up terminating my stay at the hotel as we are just going to stay at the chapel. I let her determine how we are going to off the Daughter Cultessess, and discover that while the convent is bankrupt in keeping itself going it still contains a considerable amount of capital. That is now mine, enough that it has paid for the entire trip. The Daughter Cultessess also feed us as meatgirls want to do.

In the end it only takes a couple of days for Felicia to have an idea, and gets herself a black dress. It looks like a wedding dress if it wasn’t for the unusual color. “We now hold this ceremony for two lovers.”

She continues as I walk down the isle as my wife stands at the altar, “Who have come here under trying times, brutes both.”

Felicia with her hair tied up beams at her comment, “and they have discovered the rules of our convent and have decided to make them their own.”
She kisses me before revealing the headsman’s ax and chopping block under the dress, “You may snuff your bride.”

The chop was disinterestingly quick but lifting her up to my face soon after earned me another kiss, and the corresponding tittering of the crowd. One of the Bridesmaids has unzipped my pants before I and back to reality and push her head onto the block and chop her too. In the end the Mother corrals the entire group outside and gets the girls carted off to the butchers. That was what was traded for their help getting Felicia processed into delicious cuts. The mother disappears and only turns back up on my trip home in the seat next to mine, turns out that she wants to be the first to die at the convent located back home.

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I know I used Convent a lot in this one, so the choice for the next one is obvious

Name: Theophania
Character: Quiet, Cloistered, zealous
Setting: A convent of nuns comprised of future sacrifices, being sacrificed is stated to be an honor and the indoctrination is thorough enough to grip Theophania. Create a rite that needs her to die and have fun with it.