>>8341
Here's another dumb one if you're interested.

There exists some type of nature goddess up in the sky. Everytime a farmer prays for healthy crops or fertile soil she feels a minor urge to poo and uses a big heavenly toilet to relieve herself. The toilet then delivers her waste as life to the soil and crops resulting in fertile soil and answering their prayers.

One day however there's a huge drought and all the farmlands are ruined. So then every single villager and farmer gets down on their knees and prays to the nature goddess. While the goddess is up in heaven relaxing on cushions and drinking wine she is struck with the most intense need to take a dump ever even for a deity. Unfortunately the heavenly toilet is occupied (maybe the goddess of the ocean is refilling the seas after too much wine) and so with no other option she decides to take the direct route and parts the clouds to reveal Earth below. She then hovers her ass out of the clouds and lets rip, covering the entire Earth in her waste.