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This reminds me of this one idea I had for a doujin. See, this bog-standard D&D party go out adventuring, but the healer (chick or trap) gets eaten. Turns out, though, she has a blessed amulet of Lifesaving +1 dipped in unicorn piss, so instead of dying, she emerges as a poop golem.

So then they have adventures and do stuff like repairing her wounds with their crap, using her as a latrine so that she gets chubby from all the excess mass, and so forth. She sneaks into an orcish palace by disguising herself as orc poop and sneaking along the floor like the T-1000. Just, that kinda thing.